http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=19803 I like how her son "pointed out the bulging Burmese python slithering in her backyard". "Hey mommie, guess what! I found a snake!" "Not now dear, I'm looking for Whiskers. Have you seen Whiskers?" "Mommie remember what you told me about how when mommies have babies they get all big in the belly? I think the snake is having a baby!" "What?" "Yeah mommie, I think Whiskers is gonna be the baby!" I also like how "'experts say' that bulge... is probably the cat." "So what do you make of it Johnson? Any new leads?" "Well you know I can't comment publicly until all the evidence gets back from the lab. But between you and me, I think it was the snake." "You know I think you're right. Up for donuts?"
Haha your funny Thats sad about the cat though! I would be paranoid if I lived down there and had pets.... although up here we have black bears, fishercats, coyotes, cougars... oh Crap *runs outside to check on pets*
