Alright, last night my parents were out of town and i was staying at a friends house across the cove from the lake i live on. We snuck out his house and paddled a canoe across the cove to my house and proceeded to throw a huge party. Everything went well and i thought that i wasnt going to get busted until today my mom goes into the bathroom in my basement and sees that there is puke EVERYWHERE. Since my house is fairly large and I had been real high all day today i didnt know that the bathroom had the walls covered in puke. So my mom was like what the fuck happened here and i just pleaded ignorance. Since i do not have a very clean record with my parents they got really suspicious. Anyways, i would appreciate it if yall could think of any good excuses about the puke or if i should just keep pretending like i have no idea what happened.
Pretending like nothing happend aint gonna explain to your parents wtf happend to the walls... Id say you had a friend or 2 over and they had just gotton back from like a fast food place and threw up, and they didnt tell you about it. =) good luck man
just say...........oh man you're fuck........ tell your mom you had a friend over and that he got sick after eating to much junk food
'look mum, my friends had got real sick from some taco bell, so i told em they should go downstairs throw up on the walls'
Hehe, how about "My friends got a little sick from some Taco Bell, and while they were over, they threw up" Remember to tell your friends, or you risk the lie falling appart.
You should stick with your first lame excuse that they wont believe, because if you change it, then you will just show more signs of guilt. hahahah!
Work hard on trying to "help" them find out what happened. Stick to your story. The longer you hold out the more doubt they will have about your guilt. My kids got away with a couple of things for 10 years that way. I was like gee I wonder how that happened then one day they finally confessed - by then it was just funny.
Just say to your mum there was nothing there and she's proberly tripping lol - if thats a really bad idea say a friend you dont like came over, mention names etc. and they threw up and didn't tell you, but dont worry mum i'm gonna kick his arse
man hahaha that sucks! Tell her you you had some people over and there was this onme guy who was drunk, jsut the one and say it was probably him who did the pukeing. Or something like that. Just dont tell her you were drinking or that you ahd a party.
How bout you got really sick, threw up, then went upstairs and forgot about it, and then you were really embarrassed when they asked that you didn't want to own up to it.
HAHA an anti-weed comercial "How are you going to explain to your mother about letting people puke on the walls... are you going to tell her you were too busy getting high to worry about people getting drunk and puking on her walls..." lmao, those comericals are funny as hell...
Indeed. Many of them have very little to do with drugs, anyway. Two involve hitting a little girl on a bike, and hell, one of those was at night! What kind of parent lets a kid that age ride there bike at night? The others are just stupid. I know a bunch of kids that space on things like picking up there brother or meeting someone somewhere, and they dont touch drugs. The grandma-dinner one is rather ironic though, when your stoned, whats the first thing on your mind? Food!
similar thing happened to me, my mom was in chicago and my dad was in RI for the day. I invited like 6 friends over, we got a quarter and smoked alot. the whole kitchen got fucked up, and my friend Joe threw up in the toilet. Apparently when my other friend heard Joe throwing up, he got sick himself. Being very stoned, he threw up in the SINK and tried to flush the toilet. He left and never mentioned that the sink was filled with vomit. my dad got home and called me into the bathroom. I was astonished, he said "were you drinking?". I was so petrified and burned out I said "uh. Brian...ate alot of food...and threw up." Yeah, it was pretty bad
