Gender changer

Discussion in 'Paranoid?' started by MikeE, Sep 9, 2005.

  1. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I am a delivery driver for the University of California. Today, I found out that the gene building at our Med. School has a fully functuinal "Gender Changer."
     
  2. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    Does it work?
     
  3. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    From what I have heard, Yes it works.
     
  4. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    Okie doke... does it adapt a male coupling to a female coupling, or are you suggesting that surgeons in Thailand will be out of work?
     
  5. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    It is a computer cable connector. But, feel free to travel to Thailand whenever the mood strikes you.
     
  6. gertie

    gertie Senior Member

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    wtf? a gender changer? does this mean a lot of experimenting going on?
     
  7. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Six stories full of labs.
     
  8. cruachan

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    The man is always finding new and strange ways to turn things to they're advantage. DO NOT aproach the labs or tell anyone of your discovery, they will find out. It's astonishing how far they will go to keep tabs on each and every one of us. Ever wonderered what your appendix is for?
     
  9. jules329

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    Cruachan,
    Well I just had my appendix removed Tuesday night. What do you think the appendix is for? From what I can gather there is no real need for it in the body anymore.
     
  10. cruachan

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    Thats what they tell you, but i have learnt the truth. It is actualy the key to alien live, and it;s inside each one of us. If you have your appendix out it means the alien has died. i would say more but im being watched on this forum.
     
  11. IronGoth

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    cruachan - your tinfoil hat needs adjusting
     
  12. deadonceagain

    deadonceagain mankind is a plague

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    first word i thought of when i heard gender changer was blender
     
  13. cruachan

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    Tin hat?? how will that help when the russians storm in and try to take my bodily fluids.
     
  14. PlaceboAddikt

    PlaceboAddikt Paranoia!

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    cruachan, please tell me your joking. if not... im going to be forced to jump in my neon pink spacesuit and fly to your house to eat your brain.
     
  15. Green

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    The russians aren't going to try crap.
     
  16. PlaceboAddikt

    PlaceboAddikt Paranoia!

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    green, i think i scared him away. lol
     
  17. officerjimsmalls

    officerjimsmalls Banned

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    OH SHIT steal that shit and sell it
     
  18. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    ... cool! ...
     
  19. eightysixed

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    No, it's not so tragic. It has simply moved into the thymus gland.
     
  20. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    the appendix is where the body stores its supporting documentation, aka porn
     

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