seahorse only read (no one else is allowed to or i'll tell god to do something)

seahorse, i pm'd you but i got a reply that your box was full and therefore my pm was returned and hence i am now starting this thread to communicate with you. i have a top secret plan we can do together to smash that atheist libertine but i can't write it here in case he sneaks in and reads of it

so please empty your pm box

 

Now, that shit's funny...


...I'm beginning to like you.

 

i like you too and that's why i want to save your soul... maybe we even might even end up being neighbors when we get to heaven... if we ever get time off there from singing hymns or whatever the program they have us doing up there, maybe we could go fishing together and talk about the good ol' days here on earth and what sinful wretches we used to be and we found the Spirit on hipforums and our souls were saved

 

lol, found our spirits on hipforums? was it in the thread how many fingers up your ass or what objects do you like to stick up your ass?

is that where my spirits been hiding all this time?
bring on the holy laxative!!!

 

I tell you what, I'll just give it (my soul) to you. I have no use for it, really. It just gets in the way a lot, so you can have it.

 

i don't take souls... god does that... give it to him

 

Ha ha...

An invisible, intangible "substance" for an invisible, intangible entity...

 

i heard that lucifer is hung like a horse and pumps with all a horse's passion... i don't think you'll be finding that very imaginary if you keep living the way you do... can you handle it? lucifer's dick is what i'm talking about... up the ass

 

Yeah. This is why Christians are hypocrites ... one second you're damning someone, the next you "love" them and want to save their soul from Hell.

You should sell it to her, Lib.

Lucifer, the light-bearer, wouldn't be torturing people that are on his side. Instead, to quote the backwards words of Led Zeppelin, he'd give those with him 666.

 

~walks away chortling and shaking head~

 

*rofl*

"Here's to my sweet Satan..."

 

thanks for your offer but i am going to pass.


Any one who claims to be a Christian yet is totally obsessed with people having anal sex with Lucifer is not my kind of person.

maybe someone else will join your little twisted plan.

i dont work that way.

 

Thanks, seahorse, for not wanting to get involved in a conspiracy to "smash" me.

 

smashing isnt part of my character, unless i'm haing smashed potatoes.

 

your time will come libertine... you will get smashed

 

As long as you come naked...I'm game.

 

yah that helps. thanks again.

 

the bible teaches you can only see me naked and fuck me if we get married which believe me, will never happen

 

you know, i am really beginning to wonder if Molly the Hippie really IS CHIEF COWPIE

 

hot hot hot