Tonight was wierd. I was at my sister's with our mate Rick, just like any normal evening, getting a bit stoned and having a few beers. But every thursday night, I go out with two girl-friends from work (Sam and Sally). We just went to a pub and had a few beers and thought it would be a good idea to go into the middle of nowhere and get stoned (neither of them smoke it but like breathing the smoke in second-hand) and drink some more. We did this and for about 30 seconds, it felt as though I were cast in a horror movie ... here we were, two girls and a femine-ish male, in the middle of nowhere, in a car, near a lake, drinking beer, smoking hash, listening to music, talking about sex, in the dead of night with dogs howling in the distance. I was just sat there waiting for an axe to come through the roof! I kinda freaked me out but more hash sorted that out! Sorry to have bored anyone ... it was just so freaky/funny!
Thats great. i always feel like i'm in a horror movie when i'm stoned because when i'm walking to my house from my friend's at night there is a street light that looks just like nightmare on elm street. My brain just convinces me that shit looks like other shit. Weird.
hehe that reminds me of the time i got stoned at my boss' one night over the summer. we started off slow, just smoking the glass pipes for about an hour, moved on to a couple of bowls from a bong then rolled a fat ass fatty with some chocolate flavored rolling paper (yum!) with about a gram of keif mixed in. needless to say all of us were a wee on the intoxicated side by the end of the night. so the time comes for me to go home but i'm all paranoid and shit so my boss and his brother in law offer to walk me home. we started by walking on the main drag but for some reason we thought the cars were shooting laser beams at us... so we decided to walk through the woods (BAD IDEA) we're just walking along then all of a sudden i heard a SNAP and i start flipping around trying to figure out what it was (it was me breaking a twig i think) so were all scared as shit so we start running blindly through this pitch black forest in some random direction (thing are taking a turn for the worse) as i begin to see light (ITS THE EXIT YAY!) i get a second wind and bolt on ahead (wait for it!) and WHAP get clotheslined by a big ass branch. i'm a bit winded and seeing stars when my two buddies did the exact same thing. laughing ensues and good times follow. when we finally reached my house they took off back in the other direction and as im walking up my driveway they come out of NOWHERE!!!! and tackle me into a tree/bush thing. needless to say it was a good time Moral of the Story: Tackle them first...
