dumb crime...

these bitches musta been really hungry...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051017/ap_on_fe_st/microwave_stabbing_1

TAMARAC, Fla. - Things got very ugly at a Walgreens when police said one employee stabbed a co-worker over who could microwave her soup first

Both women wanted to use the microwave in the employee break room Wednesday afternoon, according to the Broward County Sheriff's Office.

While they were fighting over who could use the microwave first, Mellesia Grant grabbed a large kitchen knife off the counter and stabbed Merloze Tilme in the abdomen, the sheriff's office said.

"They didn't get along to begin with. Who could use the microwave first became a major issue," Broward County Sheriff's Office spokesman Jim Leljedal said.

The two women then wrestled for the knife, each cutting their hands, before the store manager could stop the fight, Leljedal said.

Tilme, 20, was hospitalized in good condition, officials said.

Grant, 23, of North Lauderdale, was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon after being treated at a hospital for her wounds, officials said.

 

holy shit...

 

Damn....that musta been some bleedin' good soup.....

 

i'll bet it was progresso....though there was this really awesome french canadian brand of clam chowder i think i'd stab someone over..

 

mmm, the soup's company marketing people must be very happy...

my very first thought: anger management

 

Geez, all that over soup. Must have been pretty hungry.

 

haha wow...just wow

 

Sounds like a plot to make a murder look like self-defence gone wrong...

 

...... that's why I almost always let others go first.... Never know who's a crazy fucking idiot.... and personally, I don't want to find out.

 

and the irony is that neither probably got to eat for a very long time. though the one stabbed in the stomach for being a hardass probably got some excellent drugs.

 

And the most disgusting thing of all is they're breathing OUR air!

 

Yep...ha ha...I will get hell for that!

 

why's that?

 

all i can see is that people are fucking nuts. when i read something like that it just reminds me and reminds me of a leason i learned a long time ago...

fucking be careful who you piss off. cause you never know who is ready to lose all touch of reality and snap!

 

I can't stop laughing my ass off.....


oh oh, this is great......



wow normally this kind of stupidity pisses me off..... today.... it's funny....

 

that reminds me.... i have to make dinner now

 

that seems to be my biggest downfall and a horrible bad habit of mine...
I never stop and think that this person whom im going off on could be crazy and stab me in the eye...
But at the time, I just am not thinking about it... but i can see where my cause of death would be murder....

 

I gouged a guys eye out with my thumb one time because he wouldnt stop tapping on the table.

 

then you woke up....

 

no. then i took a nap.