Sex & Drugs & Rock n Roll

I was at a New Year's Eve Party up in the mountains in a big house we had rented for the occasion with 30 close friends.
People arrived early and we went on a hike and hung out.
Then around 8 p.m.--time for el drogas.
We started out with some of Deputy Dan's Happy Rum Balls (made with canna butter).
Then we moved on to stronger stuff.
Danny says "hey ranger want some E?"
But my era of drug experimentation were over, so I said "No, what other flavors ya got?"
He looks in his bag of goodies and says "How about some acid?"
"Hmmm. How strong is it?"
"Light to medium" he says.
I say "okay".
That's the night I found out that, what to Deputy Dan is "light to medium", means strong enough to put a rhino on the moon.

So it's like 45 minutes later and I am going up like a rocket. I look over and there are 2 girls--Paulette and Bea--locked in an embrace, making out.
They see me looking and do that little crooked finger come here thing.
I walk over and a second later we are all 3 of us kissing and groping each other.
Bea says "take us into a bedroom and have your way with us."
I can do that.
So like 3 minutes later we are naked in bed.
We're rolling around, me giving them head and them returning the favor.
I hear them talking. Paulette says to Bea "I've never gone down on a girl before" and Bea says "me either". Paulette: "wanna try?" Bea--"I will if you will."
And then they get into a 69.
I had reached nirvana.
After awhile we were joined by Bart and Sherice.
We had the most delightful time, a tangled mass of sweaty bodies, stoned so beautifully, not just having sex but caressing and praising each other and at 11:55 we dressed and rejoined the party for Auld Lang Synge.
Before heading back I asked the band if I could sing a song (they're friends of mine).
I grab the wireless mike and me & Paulette & Bea go back into the bedroom.

And, while the band played Twist And Shout in the living room, I was getting head from both girls at the same time while singing lead.
Sex & Drugs & live Rock n Roll, the only time I've had all 3 at once.

 

An orgie with two men......

 

Sounds like someone had a good time.

 

haha kickass. yeah i probably would have left the men out but what the hell.

ur lucky though, if i get too much weed or something stronger in my system, i cant function worth a shit when it comes to getting girls into bed. of course they did most of the work for u...

 

thats disgusting! i call for a censorship of such a great evening

 

lol

 

Dope, I nice substance at most dosages hahaha. You said mountains?? You dont live By Rocky Mountain House or Jasper do ya? Cuz those are both beautiful places to smoke pot or on the other hand, those would be brilliant places to do mushrooms or acid. And how do you give a chick head....if I understood you correctly. Maybe you where jus eatin tail hahaha....

 

You sure you weren't just tripping and ended up humping the toilet seat for an hour and a half?

 

-Oh I'm sure I didn't imagine it, because I had a rematches with both Paulette and Bea (unfortunately not together) over the next year or so.


-The house was in the mountains near Gorman, outside of L.A.
WeedmaN, you've never gone down on a chick? That's called giving her head.
AKA yodeling in the canyon, eating at the Y, pearl diving and eating a tuna taco.

-Me & my best friend Bart working over 3 hot women--I like those odds.
Plus we got to watch the girlies work each other over while us guys were recharging our batteries.

Being a life-long hippie, I've been in orgies that involved as many as 20 people.

 

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you, nirvana indeed, utter bastard!

im green all over

 

damn me too... gawd i have to work my ass off to get one lass let alone 2!

 

the trick is to not work at all and act as though they have to work for you

 

haha... yeah, well to tell the truth i don't have to work at all for a one nighter (i know, i'm real modest) but for a girl i really like, or a gangbang, work is required

 

fuck......sounds pretty fun to me.....

 

Ofcourse Ive eaten pussy, but Ive never EVER heard it be called head, considering the head is the end of your dick.....not the end of a pussy...

 

Thats cool that u managed to get the rock n' roll part of the equation involved.

 

It's called head because you're using your head to eat the pussy and because a girl is using her head to suck my dick.

 

You don't get out much do ya ?

 

Nice story.....thats one to tell the grandkids hehe.

 

hehehe I do, but nobody calls it head here, they only call it that when a chick is sucking you off. Here atleast haha, we always call it eating out.