my little secret

when I leave the house

I often make my dog listen to country music. Even though I know she perfers electronica.

and she nevers says anything about it.

 

damn if that was my dog he would say turn that shite off and go get me some food now biach

 

the poor doggie..

 

hey weepin, tell your bitch to make me some blueberry pancakes....right now. hahahaha road trip kicks ass. But ya man country music sucks.

 

damn thats animal cruelty


i used to leave on the jazz station or classical station for my dogs when i left the house. now i think they prefer animal planet~

 

I just leave the TV on for my dog. It makes him feel like he's not alone when he can hear people on the TV talking.

 

yeah my dog has seperation anxiety (really, she does) so i have to leave the t.v. on when i leave or she freaks out. but of course, everything i come in contact with has seperation anxiety when i leave. im just cool like that.

 

well she hasn't said a word about the hidiuos music yet but when I get home she is real excited when I turn it off

 

What the fuck?! Dogs cant talk assholes. Ohh no wait I was warned about this, when the dogs start talking, ive gone insane!





damn it, it was funnier in my head. oh well I tried to work a laugh out of it

 

so true, even more so when the cat lectures you about the toilet seat

 

that's prescisley why I don't have cats

 

lmao Paix,

you know what is worse when the parakeet tells you about the good ol'days when the skys were blue and the seeds were the sice of water mellons