Things I doth not like about humans -

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by -GOD-, Jul 8, 2004.

  1. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

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    I doth know I yon make thou...but still...a few things doth annoy me of my petty creation...

    -Bad Breath is one of them. Even dead you guys stink - it gets worse all the time.

    -The importance thou give to sex. If thy Father was to put all the corporal juice you beasts produce, I could make rivers - oceans of it!

    That's it for now.
     
    -GOD-, Jul 8, 2004
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  3. Tristen

    Tristen PushTheLilDaisies

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    The way they feel the need to exist...all the time
     
    Tristen, Jul 9, 2004
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  5. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    How did you get voted "God" with this crappy attitude?
     
    daisymae, Jul 9, 2004
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  7. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    you go girl
     
    loveflower, Jul 9, 2004
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  9. badassdawickedmoose

    badassdawickedmoose Member

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    • aren't people made in yer image, Mr God? Just asking, please don't smite me, for I am only the smallest of the moose family.​
     
    badassdawickedmoose, Jul 9, 2004
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  11. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    dont listen to him, smite him

    smite him good
     
    Mr MiGu, Jul 9, 2004
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  13. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    Turnabout is fair play and there are a few things i don't like about god, for one he will not show himself, but rather hides in anonymity on internet forums and such, and secondly, he never actually strikes people down with lightening when they do deserve it.
     
    seamonster66, Jul 9, 2004
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  15. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    did u know that humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure
     
    Willy_Wonka_27, Jul 9, 2004
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  17. bluegill

    bluegill Member

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    actually there's a species of monkey's that does the same...i saw in on the discovery channel a few years back....the female went to the male to get a bananna from him and he just mounted her and then gave her the bannana...it was pretty funny actually
     
    bluegill, Jul 9, 2004
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  19. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    You must be referring to the Bonobos Chimpanzees.
     
    seamonster66, Jul 9, 2004
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