Lately I've been craving a bit too much for chicken...I think I might be addicted to chicken...I mean really addicted like a drug or something...I have to have it everyday like once or twice....this might be a problem....my addiction for chicken is oughta control...it's driving me nuts...help...help...the chicken is owning me...what should I do...somebody says something...(and by the way I'm not crazy..I'm just addicted to chicken)....
hahahaha...no I'm not pregnant...trust me....that's probably one of the reasons why I find my chicken addiction so weird and worrying....
Corporate chicken farms are basically agricultural torture chambers. The chickens suffer from the time they hatch until they are killed and cut up and wrapped in plastic. So, maybe it's not the chicken meat you crave, maybe you need to consume and collect their tortured chicken souls - you know, like in that movie "Wishmaster." That would be cool. BTW, My favorite chicken dish is Chicken Oscar (which is a variation of the Swedish dish, Veal Oscar). Chicken Oscar is a garlic-butter sauteed chicken breast topped with lump crabmeat, asparagus and a heavy béarnaise sauce.
Here in this region of Georgia (at least) "chicken" is another name for Meth. Fiendish meth users are "chickenheads". Another term for it is "the dirty bird" which is taken from the chicken thing and the Atlanta Falcons. We're all so proud.
maybe you're addicted to one of the many drugs that are pumped into factory farmed chickens while they're being raised? i have to say that halloweenriot's idea was much more entertaining.
I love chicken too... especially Swiss Chalet chicken, with that awesome dipping sauce... that is the best stuff in the whole universe....
