Ok, abandon that bike...to me. PM me and I'll give you my address. According to your philosophy, it should do you a world of good and make you extremely happy. Thanks.
I've never taken steroids. But I do consider my physical strength and my ability to work out to be a gift that is only justified by using it to aid others in need who may not be as physically capable as myself.
Sure, but can I "abandon" my loan payments to you as well? That thing gets at least 45 mpg. With these gas prices I have to use it even when I'm not feeling much like a "biker".