so dave was heading out this morning at about 5:30AM

and LO' AND BEHOLD! the sexy chic across from us was getting some serious fucking on the couch. AHHAHAH! i knew there must be something going on when dave was so slow to get going. too funny. lights all on, shades wide open. bless her little exhibitionist heart.

 

lol, lucky gal

 

it's so funny. she's not really close enough to see details, but i must confess that i envy her sex life. thank god she got rid of that silly little bleach blonde guitar strummin weenie. he was kinda weak and bitchy. she's got some better men in rotation now.

 

Webcam!!!!!:X

Then when she runs for office, you can retire.

 

aw, now, that would be so sad....lucrative, but just wrong...can't go killin' the joy for the next neighbors...that is, if i can convince dave that we really do need to move.

 

set some lawn chairs facing her window.

 

Damn I wish I could get laid.