OK here's the thing, everyone writes a bit of the story, but you have to read it first from the start otherwise you won't understand whats happened.... i'll start: Once upon a time, a dude was walking along the road, he bumped into someone coming the other way, and
noticed that she was wearing a pink floyd t-shirt. She gave him a smile and he nervously smiled back and
asked where she had got the t-shirt from. The girl replied in a low, husky voice the likes you only get from extremly heavy smoking, "oh i...
... know this sounds odd but it was given to me in exchange for an old mirror that I found in a skip."
She looked down upon the tshirt, which bore many holes and splatters of this and that and said tugging the writing... "have been wondering for many months what pink floyd is, is it a colour or a film or a person? i don't know." The fellow looked at the tshirt and then at the girl...
He sighed. Then a gleam came to his eyes as he produced a rather large inflatable haddock and raised it high....
the girl exclaimed (without reolising it was infaltable), "aah good i am starving i've got a frying pan in my travel bag and some matches go find some wood and we can have it for super!" But
.....the dude forgot to mention that is WAS an inflatable, so off he went to get some wood so they could eat inflatable haddock for their dinner. As they began to cook their *fish* in the small frying pan from the girls travel bag, suddenly.....
started to russle and 10 lepricorns jumped out, with lots of little instruments and started jigging and playing awesome irish music. One of the lepricorns said to the guy "would you like to dance?" and he replied "yes, but i...
seem to have mislaid one of my legs. maybe we could turn it into more of a hop. upon saying that, a kangaroo came to join the party and.......
he pounced upon the pair in a slightly dazed and confused manner. He then placed a parcel upon the lap of the dude, winked and blew one loong whistle. There was a pause, the girl and the dude looked around in wonder, then from the distance a faint rumbling could be heard and there in the distance they saw...
a herd of wilderbeast charging towards them.... "what should we do" asked the dude. the lepracauns, kangeroo and the girl said nothing, their eyes fixed on the galloping quadropeds. "wait i have an idea" squeeled the girl. "if we get this...
unfinished haddock, we can jump into the thames (which they were standing next to) and ride the waves on its back, i dont think wilderbeast can swim." so they grabbed the haddock and dived into the ever polluted smelly thames. however, the haddock was punctured so they...
developed gills which protuded in a fishlike fashion from their necks..."gurgle gurle" the girl spluttered...the dude gave her a
hell, aah got me this here git-taar but the dang this dont do doodly flip under watta, I need to git me a git-taar wot work wid watta...
their trousers had dematerialised and been replaced with large ballgowns, which made it increasingly difficult to swim...
they began to sink reolising that they had driffted into the ocean. Squwirming and squeeling for air they caught the attention of some passing mermaids and in return for saving their lives they agreed to give the mermaids their ball gowns. The mermaids took ...