Fuck The Army

HaHa! I'm tired of fallin in. I'm tired of being instructed to stand at ease where as ease isn't exactly easy to stand in when someone's bitching at you!

I'm out in 2 months bithces!

I'm gonna be a civilian for the first time in 5 years... I'm a bit scared, but excited man!

Live and learn... live and learn...

 

Hey Man-Thanks for serving.
I support the troops but not the war!
You need to do a drunken road trip when your done!
Take the Mice with ya too!

 

I'm REALLY looking forward to growing a beard and long hair again.

I'm definatly gonna tour the US coast to coast though. I deserve it.

 

Stop by Woodstock and have a Beer and a Bowl!
Bring ya Mice!

 

Leave my mice out of this... Just cause they constructed a dress for the ball I attended... DAMN! Anyway. That's very feesable as I've always... I'm at a crossroads man. If you're sereous I'll be there. I'm gonna bring my bros though... They've never been on a road trip of this magnetude.

 

Good for you, Lodog

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo the Army!

 

So Lodog, are you now all that you can be?

Or did they lie?

 

lol

 

Two months! That's great! Are you originally from Alaska?

 

i was going to ask if u can grow a beard?

Can u :&

 

Why is your face red? Do you have some kind of sick beard fetish?

 

hehe u caught me out....i accidentally did the wrong smiley...i was going for the confused dude....but i fucked up....but now that u mention it.....hmmmm yuck

 

My face is red because I just shaved off my beard.


Next time I'm going to use a new razor.

 

Where are you these days Sir Ape?

 

I'm still in Santa Cruz Lace.

Don't ask me why because I don't know.

How are you these days?

 

I was searching through google, trying to find a picture of a beard to add something clever to this thread, but instead I found this and I don't know how to handle it by myself so I'm subjecting you all to it.

 

Are you not enjoying it there?

I'm swell...going through some stuff all in a quest for self-improvement. Bittersweet.

Sorry for abusing your thread, Lodog.

 

Everybody in Santa Cruz looks like that.

 

No. I'm just kind of here.

Could be worse though.

 

I decided I hated the ARMY after four months of service. So I decided to smoke a whole lotta weed and fail piss test on purpose to get kicked out. It worked and I am now a free man.