I think...I have a dilemma.

I'm always attracted to pompous assholes.

Tell me how I can fix this, please. Thank you.

 

find instead sententious pricks, we're much better for you....

 

oh i used to have that problem. there is no way you can fix it really. aha. what u needa do is find yourself a bad boy (i take it thats what u mean by asshole right..?) who is nice to their girlfriend. thats what i did and thinks are working out beautifully

 

you must have the same problem as almost every girl i know...dont know what to tell ya...





stop being attracted to assholes?

 

...Not really, actually. I was thinking more along the lines of...other degrees of assholeness.

 

well, suicide can solve it

 

arrogance?



just pick someone who is self depricating, it helps a lot, and the self depricating guy will probably be so grateful you can wrap him around your finger and tell him what to do....

 

Oh man. I know.

 

Anyone who uses a photo of Oscar Wilde for a sig is bound to turn out OK

 

i think...i have a dilemma as well. I must be to quiet and kind, i gotta start being an arrogant dick, that must be the secret.




"hey...you...ya you man, fuck off! ya i know your just standing there, bitch, i just dont like your face! get outta here ugly "



i just dont think its in me...

 

don't do it!

 

Bravo, Pauly.

 

my friend said the same thing a few days ago.
it's just that sometimes girls are just too complicated...

 

B...but that's not sexy.

I'm attracted to married men and straight women. My dilemma is less fab-yew-iss.

 

I had a rant I was going to put here about how self depricating folk aren't sexy.... but then I decided I should leave it....


I would end up making too many general insults I rather not make.......



most involving fathers in general, some involving addled teenagers.....

 

thanks, i bet you are all hot for me now krystin ...

eh...i have a theory that its just something younger girls are into. Im not expecting anybody until im in my mid 20's early 30's...

 

aha. well, your fucked then

 

he was hawt.

 

I have a huge problem. It's when really really normal people like me and I realize I don't get it.