Libertine: The Second Coming

Ok, fuck it, I'm back.

I have too much fun with you fuckers.

Yeah, I'm drinkin'...I may regret this in the morning.

 

Cavalry has arrived!

 

Welcome back, mate.

 

Thanks for the warm welcome...

I'll just bring my cows back in the barn now.

 

Yeah the forums were geting boring without you.

 

Indeed.

 

so...hey lib uhh..what do you think about.... JESUS!?

 

Or better yet what do you think about the Golden Gate, the gate that faces east of Jerusalem? I stil have not gotten a reply by any one for that. Atleast a reply that had any knowledge. What are your thoughts on it...

 

oh geez, talk about a buzz blower..

 

Fuznutz has been carrying the flag for you!

 

No, FuzzyNutz is NOTHING like Libertine. Libertine presents logical, relevant and intelligent arguments and shies away (mostly) from directly insulting people. Fuzzynutz just writes over and over again about the ills of religion, without allowing anyone to respond from their faith perspective.


Oh Libertine, I don't post too much now, but I'm glad to see you're back! You are the sexiest man on the hipforums! Man, if I could combine your looks and Kharakov's strange theology of sex and God, I would have created the perfect man. grrr

 

Ok, well, enough of the niceties...now.

Let's get back to business...

Colours asks, "What do you think of Jesus?" -- Here's what I think: Jesus, if he existed, was someone who was either A) A rebellious Jew who believed he was God (taken literally) and who believed in a literal hell, B) A Jew who was educated in more than just Judaism, possibly Buddhism as well, and who taught metaphorically thus placing him on the level of Buddha and other ascetic teachers, or C) A legend based on the words and actions of a specific man, who was educated in various conjuring techniques (a sorcerer) or from certain traits of different men built into one myth.

If it is (A) I have no respect for Jesus.
If (B), I have much respect for Jesus.
If (C), I have much interest in the myth, but not much else.

 

Well, if Jesus did exisit I think he was fucking hot and I owuld love to fuck him like a mad woman.

 

Hey, I look a little like Jesus, would that suffice?

 

welcome back

 

Glad to be back, your goddess-ness.

I've decided that I needed to began to worship.

So, I choose to worship myrtje.

 

you look more like what i would imagine Judas would look like

 

Did Judas worship myrtje, too?

 

Man... I am sweatin' like a pedophile in a playground.

 

Why thanks, Dirk! I think so too.