Making fun of Jews

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by StonerBill, Nov 1, 2005.

  1. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

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    thats a cheap shot, you cant call me on my wittyness it completely negates the wittyness :confused:
    but, since youre so funny, do you have any pamphlets youve written, or a course you teach that i could take?
     
  2. Duncan

    Duncan Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I believe Jew is one of those words that is always capitalized <even on your island>. I also believe that Jews are capable of eating pretty much what any other member of the human race can safely eat. Whether or not a practicing Jew would want to consume such an abomination is another matter.
     
  3. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    could you guys chill out with those abnormally large images?
     
  4. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    What's the difference between white jews and black jews?

    Black jews have to sit at the back of the oven!
     
  5. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

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    oooo my double whammy
     
  6. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    clearly its not always capitalized, regardless of whether its meant to be. and no i dont think a devout jew CAN eat non kosher, wouldnt that sorta strip him of his jewishness? i dont think jews have the whole 'you can be forgiven for every sin' thing. its like a christian just chosing not to accept christ as his savior!

    food is teh central theme of judaism
     
  7. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    she actually is extremely witty. i think she was born with it. the rest of us just have to languish in our less than witty state and admire her.
     
  8. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    there's a lotta seventh day adventist christians who eat only kosher.
     
  9. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

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    theres a difference between being witty, and being a smartass with a couple comebacks up your sleeve. :p
     
  10. the6peace8keeper

    the6peace8keeper Born Again Satanist

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    I was just thinking ive a friend who says hes jewish but I never really thought of it much.
     
  11. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    wow. your understanding of the word "witty" is WAY more complex than my own...lol.
     
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