thats a cheap shot, you cant call me on my wittyness it completely negates the wittyness but, since youre so funny, do you have any pamphlets youve written, or a course you teach that i could take?
I believe Jew is one of those words that is always capitalized <even on your island>. I also believe that Jews are capable of eating pretty much what any other member of the human race can safely eat. Whether or not a practicing Jew would want to consume such an abomination is another matter.
What's the difference between white jews and black jews? Black jews have to sit at the back of the oven!
clearly its not always capitalized, regardless of whether its meant to be. and no i dont think a devout jew CAN eat non kosher, wouldnt that sorta strip him of his jewishness? i dont think jews have the whole 'you can be forgiven for every sin' thing. its like a christian just chosing not to accept christ as his savior! food is teh central theme of judaism
she actually is extremely witty. i think she was born with it. the rest of us just have to languish in our less than witty state and admire her.
theres a difference between being witty, and being a smartass with a couple comebacks up your sleeve.