Stoned Rant

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by ChannelingLnnyBrce, Nov 2, 2005.

  1. ChannelingLnnyBrce

    ChannelingLnnyBrce Member

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    Just gotta get this off my chest folks. I'm 17 and still a fuckin virgin. And you know who I hate more then anyone else...Necrophiliacs. Not because they fuck dead people, thats their business you know. But because it's because of them there's dead people out there who have had sex more than me. DEAP PEOPLE! People not even living who get more ass then I do. Even at cemetaries, I'm the loser...How would you get out of something like that, getting caught having sex with a dead person. I guess in certain situations it could work. Like, for example, if Courtney Love was caught having sex with Kurt Cobain, she could say she fucked his brains out.

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  2. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    I love the dead before they're cold
    They're bluing flesh for me to hold
    Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing
    I love the dead before they rise
    No farewells, no goodbyes
    I never knew your rotting face
    While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave
    I have other uses for you, Darling
     
  3. empathy

    empathy Member

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    i thought that was pretty funny, just pick up a hooker.... wear rubber though.
     
  4. Naughtygirlrlw

    Naughtygirlrlw Member

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    Your time will come!
     
  5. yazzer

    yazzer Member

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    Heh, I lost my virginity when I was 18. But that's because I wasn't emotionally ready and hadn't found the right guy.
    Age ain't nothin' but a number.
     

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