Ahhhh Get Out

bah i just woke up the worse possible way ever, i was sleeping in the nude(its quiet comfortable u should try it) and anyways my dum shit sister walks in and decides to wake me off my ripping off the cover and off course im in the nude, so she jumps up and yells and wakes me up and i start yelling im scared shitless so i fall outa bed then she runs out and my dad walks in and is like wats going on, and then eh says me nake don the floor and he yells and runs away, im like wow good morning to u also...sigh my life sux

 

hahaha.... i always sleep nakkid but no one is really gonna run in and tear my covers off me.

if some random person did that id be scared.

 

* note to self: dont tear Intercval's sheets off*

 

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i woke up with my head on the wrong end of the bed.

 

what he said

 

i woke up in the orangutang exibit at the zoo in a compromising position with waldo the ape !!! what happened ?

 

heh thats never happend to me before. when I usually sleep nude its on week days when no one is home

 

I only sleep naked at Jennifer 19's place.....so never.

 

i think you had to much to drink then. maybe your secretly attracted to waldo the ape??? don't let anyone tell you that you can't be attracted to waldo.


...oh yea, i lock my door when i sleep naked, but if i was woking up like that, i'd probably freak out like you did

 

That happens to me sometimes. I always sleep naked, and I think I'm safe in my room because no one likes me and they stay away. But every now and then my mom will come in in the morning to tell me she's going somewhere or whatever, and she'll sit on the bed and try to talk to me..... I'm trying to stay covered up and she's like going on and on.... blah. One time she was like, "are you naked?" I said no... my straps had slipped down my shoulders.... hehe

 

is your mom hot?

 

again what he said...and yeah when i do that i lock my door.​

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Um... I don't know. She isn't ugly. And she was pretty in her day.

http://www.lpnow.com/rr3563.html

There's a pic of her. I think it was the late 70's or early 80's.

 

she is attractive(was) but I bet she dont hold a candle to you.

 

did she see your small bent weiner?

 

The moral: Don't be a dumb-fuck, you dumb-fuck.

 

I sleep naked everywhere but at Tony's house
people will come to where ever I happen to be and just talk to me in the morning
nobody cares and I dont really mind

inhabitions suck, just get rid of them

 

entering a room in which i am sleeping
or for that matter making disturbing or waking noises
within earshot of ANYone sleeping, needing, or even attemptings to
is a crime worthy of capitol punishment

needless to say i fully acknowledge the reality of my lack
of personal authority to carry out such judicial exicutions

i do always and only sleep nakked
fortunately the only person with whome i share living arraingements
is one wife. and she IS learning. i HOPE.

=^^=
.../\...

 

I hate it when people come in without knocking! My mom does this thing where she knocks while she's opening the door, so I really don't have any kind of warning so I can cover up or hide stuff... The polite thing to do is knock and wait for me to say, "Come in." But they don't. Blah.