Your momma

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Raving Sultan, Nov 5, 2005.

  1. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    Your momma is so fat she fell on your nintendo and made 4 gameboys
     
  2. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Oh ho... Faced. :H
     
  3. JoneeEarthquake

    JoneeEarthquake Member

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    yo momma makes a mean short stack
     
  4. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    yo momma talk so much, the micro machine guy is filing a lawsuit against her
     
  5. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Yo Momma is so dumb-she think Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company!
     
  6. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Yo mamma so stupid-
    she went to a football game- thought quarterback was a refund!
     
  7. Tigerbeam

    Tigerbeam Member

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    your momma is so old she knows the anwser to the evolution vs. intelligent design argument
     
  8. hiro

    hiro pursue it

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    Your momma so fat that when she sits on the rainbow, skittles pop out.
     
  9. Hippievixen

    Hippievixen Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    yo mama is so fat that when she wears high heels, she strikes oil :p
     
  10. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    yo mama's so fat she was wearing a malcom x shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
     
  11. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    yo momma so fat when she wears corduroy pants she stretches out the pleats
     
  12. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    yo momma so fat when she walks across the room the radio skips
     
  13. your moma is so fat that when she's out around town..... there isn't much of a town left....
     
  14. RiderOnTheStorm

    RiderOnTheStorm Butters!!

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    Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on the bathroom scale.
     
  15. hiro

    hiro pursue it

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    These are fucking hilarious. I haven't a your momma joke in forever.
     
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