Favorite Phrase's

My buddy has a mic in his room, and all night I kept saying, "Check 1, You're dead to me". You're dead to me is my favorite phrase. I say it so much, even if it dosent make sense at the time. some of friends get annoyed because i say it so much. Check 1, Check, You're dead to me!

 

i don't get it

 

Sara, you make me laugh even when you're not trying.

 

yeah people tend to laugh at me when i have my blonde moments

 

I get it, but I really don't think I do. I don't really have a favorite phrase.

 

"Up your nose with a rubber hose"

see, that was easy

 

you can wish in one hand and shit in the other then see which one fills up first...

 

Sort your life out

 

"In there like swimwear."

 

Are you even real?

 

Why don't you go into a closet and suck eggs?

 

whew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Go and have fun with a donkey

 

the donkey got ripped and slipped and broke his head and now hes dead.

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favorite phrase...

'what the fuck, man???'

i say it entirely too much.

 

i don't wanna go outside, it's sunny

 

"Two in the pink, one in the stink"