If Women Ruled ....

yeah..some people are sick..some are unfortunate victims...its sad terrible and awful.. But I dont dwell on those thoughts, and consequently dont get into those hideous situations...peace brother.

 

i love this. haha the things that would be different.. ::begins adding to the list::

 

Different if what?

 

let it go. we've already hashed over it...

 

NO shit!

Yeah, nobody should lie about being on the pill. Duh.

But, if a guy really doesn't want to be a dad, he should take some responsibility from his end of it and wear a condom. There is something guys can do. They do have a choice.

 

Condom failure rate is 1 in 10.

 

You know---humongousoul--- you made a point; I hate to admit it but you did.

A lot of women like to point the finger at men for their place in society, relationships, etc--- but I'd have to say I place a lot more blame on other women for it.

I'm literally disgusted by some girls/women these days. You know what, leave it at girls, they don't deserve the title that implies maturity.

Just take a look at the majority of girls on myspace.com aka WHORESPACE; it's clear to me why some of us are treated the way we are. It makes me really angry at the way some of my own sex portrays ourself.

On the other hand, I totally love the PMS simulator idea.

 

which leaves yet another option...but apparently only the woman is supposed to be 100% free of the chance of pregnancy. sorry, but the pill isn't 100% either.

 

I liked mynameiskc's idea....

Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
That's pretty harsh...

PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
I'd have to somewhat agree with this one.

Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
right on.

'Singles' bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.
no comment, I have no experience with singles bars; bars period.

A man would no longer be considered a 'good catch' simply because he is breathing.
that's pretty harsh

Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 20 kg.
Sounds like a good idea-----
until we all die of heart attacks due to obesity.

Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
That's a FINE IDEA!!!!!!!!! Now only if I didn't have to pay off credit cards....

Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.
In men's defense, I'm more guilty of this than my boyfriend is.

Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.
Hell yeah. I love this one.Maybe not for all men everywhere but I'd like to turn this one around at my job.

Little girls would read Snow White and the Seven Hunks.
Nice.

Men would bring drinks, chips and dips to women watching soap operas.
Yeah--- I can't complain though, I'm pretty lucky. I don't watch soaps, but my boyfriend and I do things like this for EACH OTHER constantly. I'd have to say... WOMEN, you have to make an effort to make this an equal thing, rather than be pushed around, or vice versa, do the pushing and do nothing for him in return.

Men would have to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.
Hell yeah. I cannot argue with this one, in any way, shape, or form.

Men would learn phrases like: 'I'm sorry,' 'I love you,' 'Sure we can talk. Is now okay?'
I hear I'm sorry, and I love you lots... "sure we can talk, is now okay?" is something I think needs to be worked on though....

Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.
Meh, how about we both are judged by our accomplishments, personalities, etc rather than looks

Men would wonder what WE are thinking.
Hey, a lot of women already have this down to a perfection. I would like to think I'm not guilty of it, but I know lots of girls who when asked if something is wrong [when something clearly is], the answer is a snippy, abrupt "NOTHING."

Men would pay as much attention to their woman as their computer.
Yeah, I'm guilty of this over my boyfriend... According to this I'm pretty much a guy.

Road rage would turn in on oneself.
???

Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.
Yes.

Men would divide up chores with women so WOMEN could be horny.
Yes...hopefully though, you can find a man who is nice enough to divide up chores. I don't know about the last part though, I don't think I could ever have as much mojo as my boyfriend, even if I tried.

TV news segments on sport would never run longer than one minute.
YES AHHH SPORTS ARE EVIL!!!!

All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.
That's what I'm talking about.

During mid-life crisis, men would get hot flushes and women would date 19-year-olds.
Hahahaha, funny, but I actually know more women cradle robbers than I do men. But HILARIOUS none the less.

Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.
I pretty much think the weight issue needs to stop period. People shouldn't be so vain, no matter what sex you are.

After a baby is born, men would take six weeks paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.
hahahaha

For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two year-old for six weeks.
No comment.


Side note: I found the whole thing hilarious, when looking at it in humor; I felt guilty though laughing about something fairly crude right here with my boyfriend looking over my shoulder lmao.

I do have to give him tons of credit; And like I said, I'm the one with the gas at bedtime.

 

BC devices have two failure rates. One for if the product is used properly, one for how it is actualy used. Do you know which the 1:10 is?

 

If Men Ruled the World:

* Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
* Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."
* Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
* When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game,she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
* Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.
* Birth control would come in ale or lager.
* You'd be expected to fill your resume with gag names of people you'd worked for, like "Heywood J'Blowme."
* Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL teamof your choice.
* The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
* "Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
* At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.
* It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.
* Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.
* Tanks would be far easier to rent.
* Garbage would take itself out.Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."
* Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"
* Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
* On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day, too. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.
* Cops would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.
* Two words: Ally McNaked.
* Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.
* The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.
* It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.
* Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.
* When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine.
As in:

Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place."
Cop: "Nice one. That's $10 off."
* Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."
* Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation

 

If men and women were equal...
*We wouldn't have to waste time arguing about sexist humor

 

^lol

 

you know, i truly agree with many of the points in ig's post....espeically the tanks and kathie lee, though my ire points more towards kelly ripa right now...

 

BTW in the France thread KC, did you post to the wrong window again?

 

somethings fucking up on my computer. what did i post? the last time i posted i had to wait a half hour. but then again, i may just be very amusing. is it funny? i might just leave it.

 

Something about pit bulls.

It's either a "wrong window" error or that baby just took out another 20 IQ points.

 

could be both. i think i should be restricted from computer usage. i may pose a danger...

 

But the title of the thread is "if women ruled" which implies something else entirely.

 

Whoa. Lady, you've got some issues. True, women go through puberty sooner than men do. And that's where what we agree on ends. Particularly this thing where women live longer than men... just because they're suposed to.

True, women do live longer than men in our society today. But if you look at history, it's not a constant. Sometimes men live longer, sometimes women do. In the last 100 years, it's fluctuated a lot for us, although staying in the women living longer range.

The reason that women live longer than men has more to do with the fact that they visit doctors more, are preasured into eating less and less fattening foods, and that more research goes into studying female-specific diseases than male-specific diseases than any innate ability to live longer. In short... you're sexist.