Hippie boys and girls: does this man put a spell on you?

A younger generation of hippie boys and girls has probably never heard of Rasputin. I'm curious to know whether the guy puts a spell on them too.

(We'll have to do it with pics, though, since the man was shot ten times, stabbed, thrown into the freezing Lena, crawled out, then slaughtered with an axe, decades ago. In other words, he's dead.)

So tell me, hippie boys and girls, does this fellow hippie hypnotize you?




Would it change anything to know that he had a 14 inch schlong? And that he had a harem of hundreds of women who worshipped his dong (literally, on their knees) during hour long sessions, for days on end?


Rasputin's preserved penis (non-erect), attracting female visitors


Rasputin's preserved penis (non-erect), attracting female visitors

I know it's not that tasty. But apparently the fascination remains: since the museum in St-Petersburg has put The Dong on display, the number of female visitors has increased a whopping 40,000%.

So look at the guy's mysterious eyes and his hippie look. Then imagine the biggest cock you've ever seen in your life, and then imagine one three times that big.

Would you kneel down?

 

That's actually wholly terrifying. Perhaps it's because I'm not a hippie.

But that guy's still got one nasty schlong.

Heh.. freezing Lena. >_> A Siberian river is my namesake. Anyway.

 

yeah, i live very close to russia, and if you live close to russia you have no choice but to know everything about Rasputin and well .. that guy was a rock star of his own time ...

 

The "penis" really isn't a penis. It's a sea cucumber

 

wow. that is sick

 

he's not physically attractive to me. I don't find a guy who had a harem of women worshipping his cock attractive, and a 13-14 inch cock would fucking hurt.

so no, I'm not attracted to him

 

nope. totally icks me out.

 

sea cucumbers:

 

hmmm, i used to work for a record store called Rasputin Music....

 

He's a creepy dude, but I guess he lived the dream.

 

I once mentioned this in the history forum.... it was briefly quoted in someones signature.....



well then....