Facts

I like the breeze....gracious!


the next person is turned on by mimi from the Drew Carey show

 

Hey, Mimi has her moments, that mumu will turn anyone on.

The next person won't admit they're hot for me but covers it up in sarcasm.

 

next person likes Green Jello... mmn.. yeah...GO Green Jello!

 

what else am I supposed to wrestle in on stage?....you people are picky as hell

the next person has eaten boogers for nutritional value

 

hey theyre not that bad. its a snack thats always on hand.


the next person has naughty thoughts about cartoon characters

 

I was drunk, DAMMIT! Are you people ever gonna let that go?




the next person wants to have a threesome with me and the TAZ.

 

yes, man... sounds like a good time.

dreamt about it last night.


the next person has three ears two toes, and wants to lick my eye ball.

 

Does it still count if I had them surgically removed?
I've never licked an eyeball before.....*slurp*




Next person to post has wet dreams about Queen Elizabeth II.

 

well who can blame me?


next person to post likes to get off with the shower head

 

well,

im a man so...sorry to dissapoint.

 

Damn, Jerry, you killed it.

 

Dammit mister! You come back and post a fact about the person below you!
You will not kill a thread I'm dominating

 

The next person won't admit it, but has seen "From Justin to Kelly" over 150 times and knows all the musical numbers.

 

the next poster is a zen shoplifter and vantriliquist extrodinare...

 

dammit, justin, don't give away all my secret hobbies!

the next person has sexual fantasies about makno in his pink dress.

 

yes, makno looks hot in a pink dress


the next person wants to join in with me and makno with the pink dress.

 

you want me



the next person is into nude polka music

 

hehe, funny b/c out of the 900some songs i have on my computer a little bit of polka music is on it, and one of them just came on, and since its so hot out i'm nude to cool down...so technically i guess i am into nude polka hehe


and the next person is a cross dresser but has never told anyone, not even their significant other (they just 'aren't ready for the next step')

 

well now you know

The next person traveled back in time and impregnated his own grandmother with his future father.

 

That would be me.

The next poster invented the moonwalk.