I like to smoke weed & masturbate.

yeah, definitely a good way to get to sleep

 

lol at the guy saying he hates sex when hes stoned cos it takes too much energy..... maybe you are better suited TO TAKING IT UP THE ASS, that way only Bubba is wasting energy

 

The fact that there are no chicks replying demonstrates how they're still embarrassed about rowing their own boat.

Personally, I jack off (or fuck) whenever my sack is full.
Girls, with us guys it's not a choice, like with you. We HAVE to cum.
From the time a guy is 12 or 13 until THE DAY HE DIES, he's making jizz 24/7.
It's gotta come out in 1 of 3 ways:
A) Alone
B) With someone
C) Wet Dreams.

B is usually best, but there are many times when I just don't have the time or inclination to visit the 2 girls I have on booty call.
Kids running around, listening to what a rat their ex is, listebing to them run on and on about pointless stuff, sitting there watching reality shows, and so forth, all to jack off in a pussy.

And C is crummy because you miss the fun of getting there.

I have a vivid imagination, and when jacking off I can be with whoever I want (usually 2 girls).
And after I cum, I can roll over and go to sleep; my hand never complains.

 

Lol

 

wow. the honesty. heh. i prefer to wait for any kind of sexual contact until i've kinda come down. no sense wasting a high i say.

 

i vote for choice "B"

 

you must have had really shit sex perhaps? caus most girls on here talk about how sex is the most awesome thing when stoned

 

lol yuck

 

The masturbation on weed is so deep to me and the end is very strong

 

Why are you being so fucking hostile. I just prefer to get my dick sucked while I'm smoking a blunt. It's easier and there is no energy wasted. And if you were seriously trying to offend me when you made this comment, kiss my fucking dick, bitch. But if you were joking, HAHAHA.

 

i hate sex when im stoned too because im fucking lazy and i lose my breath faster. darn.

 

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great bugs pic. Yeah i have to say the monkey has been spanked a couple (aka alot) while baked. The feeling is just so intense. Just makes a good thing better.

 

The real thing is better.

The intensity of sex while stoned is beyond belief.

 

incest while stoned :|