Stupidest thing you've done stoned

Last week i managed to top putting a bit of cooky in a bong an takin a hit off it....

just finished rolling a nice joint an went out onto my balcony with my 2 other mates to smoke. As i lit it i noticed that the joint only started to get lit about 1.5 cms down the spliff! I quickly put it out an showed my mates the burn mark. I then continued to try an light the spliff, but the same thing happened! by now there was a big hole. I searched around my room for a skin to put over it but in the end i just used my finger to cover the hole.

I continued to smoke it past the hole noticing that it had a rather shitty taste! I then pasted it to my mate who had a few tokes then past it back to me, which is wen i noticed that the part of the joint i was puttin in my mouth didnt have a roach, an i KNEW i had roached the joint!

yup thats right, i smoked the whole roach without noticing and past it to my mate who didnt notice eaither! lol


so wots the stupidest thing youve ever done stoned?

 

I went back home from college, and smoked a few bowls with some old friends. Lately, I had just been smoking by myself, because I hadn't found anyone else to smoke with. I didn't smoke more than usual, but I think with familiar people, I was higher than normal. We went to a party, hung out for a little while, and were in the process of picking up an O. Sean finally came up to me, pulled it out of his pocket, and I said to him, "Aww, you got Starcrunch?" It was dark, only lit by a campfire, which I had my back to, and in the shadows and grips of THC, it looked like a couple starcrunch. We all realized what I said and busted out laughing.

....man I love marijuana.

 

Back in the end of summer I was stoned out of my mind with 2 other people. We were just sitting there and finished off 7g worth of bong rips between us 3. We had a camera, just to see what we would film (because it seems like the good stuff always happens when we don't expect it.) Anyways, we were sitting there and I just started laughing my ass off, then I gave the camera to the guy sitting to the right of me. I proceeded to get up, pull the shroud off the little floor-fan (the ones that have like 10" plastic blades) and I then pulled off the blades. I got down on my hands and knees, and started laughing again looking at it then I turned it on the high speed setting and stuck my fuckin tongue into the spinning shaft that the blades go on. My tongue got pulled in, and jammed the fan so there was only like a loud clicking noise. I started screaming and my friends turned off the fan and I was free!

Stupidest thing I think ANY of us have ever done.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA, HOLY SHIT. I'm So Stoned, NOTHING CAN HURT ME!!!

 

i was stoned AND drunk one time with my girl on the roof of an abandoned house. there was one of my buds, lowell, and two of her friends. the house over looks a river, and all night i had been peeking over the edge. i was on the opposite side when i screamed "everyone! i bet if i jump off right now i could make it!" of course there was no way in hell i'd make it, as there was 15 feet of ground covered with nails and assorted work utensils between me and the river. my buddy lowell encouraged me, and i started running, but fortunately collapsed/was intercepted by one of my girlfriends friends.

i woulda made it too.

 

The stupidest thing I did when I was stoned was signing my enlistment papers for the army. That was some stupid shit.

 

Diving into a river off a rock. Good fun until i slipped off and landed on my back.

 

1. Going to the PD to pay a parking ticket while high
2. Stealing the huge stone ashtray out of their lobby while I was there

You understand that this was back in the day when there were ashtrays everywhere

 

Broke my arm and got surgery.

 

ahah nice, the stupied thing i did stoned was i was in a burger king and i was so high i was afread to stay inside so i ran the fuck out and run right into the in door which i then tryed to push on for about 3 mintues,untill i realized it was the in door people looked at me funny

 

I've done and said waaaaaay more stupid things while drunk than stoned.

 

Probably just left my weed out in the open in really obvious places where my parents could easily find it...like the kitchen table on one occasion. I dont tend to get too silly when im high. usually.

 

i ate a spoonfull of creamy peanut butter, than I had too scrap it out of my mouth b/c it was so dry and aweful!

 

Hahaha my parents are the ones who leave the weed out. One time they stashed some in the glovebox of our truck. They forgot it there untill we were cleaning it out to sell it. Man it looked bad. It had been there for more than a year. I know what new stuff looks like. I know what it should look like and well that looked really funky. They smoked it.

 

while i was completely stoned i was driving and started to drift onto the median, that was incredibly stupid of me, i could of killed us and hit oncoming traffic if my buddy diddnt point it out!

 

You win.

 

Me and about 7 of my buddies decided it would be fun to smoke right out in the open in the middle of the day near a park while playing some basketball. There was mass people around and even some dudes riding bikes right next to our token spot. They all just kind of looked at us weird. The stupidest part however, was that fact that on the other side of the basketball court about 100 yards away, sat the local police department. We were stupid but lucky and we didn't get caught.