My poem for the day

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Insomniac_devi, Nov 11, 2005.

  1. Insomniac_devi

    Insomniac_devi Beast Toast

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    You fuckin suck balls
    You need to burn in hell
    Gonna splatter your blood on walls
    Oh, and your nasty feet smell
    I will stick an axe up your bum
    Slicing my way up
    Throw you in the ocean as chum
    And drink your brains from a cup
    So tell me little man
    What was the problem today?
    Was it worth pissing me off?
    Wait, what are you gonna say?
    That it wasn't your fault
    Your friend was out of line
    Shut the fuck up douche
    Before I break your spine

     
  2. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    *steps slowly away from insomniac*
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha, I do not like it, i LOVE it...
     
  4. Insomniac_devi

    Insomniac_devi Beast Toast

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    i'm gonna do a face plant into the keyboard.

    nlfbblan;ergn;griojgw04t0'kwp
     
  5. hippypaul

    hippypaul Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I liked it - it had a sort of friendly feel to it
     
  6. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    One pill makes you larger
    And one pill makes you small
    And the ones that mother gives you
    Don't do anything at all
    Go ask Alice
    When she's ten feet tall

    And if you go chasing rabbits
    And you know you're going to fall
    Tell'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
    Has given you the call
    Call Alice
    When she was just small

    When men on the chessboard
    get up and tell you where to go
    And you've just had some kind of mushroom
    And your mind is moving low
    Go ask Alice
    I think she'll know

    When logic and proportion
    Have fallen softly dead
    And the White Knight is talking backwards
    And the Red Queen's off with her head
    Remember what the doormouse said:
    "Feed your Head
    Feed your Head!"
     
  7. squawkers7

    squawkers7 radical rebel

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    Problem--you woke up today...go back to sleep, immediately and start over tomorrow
     
  8. Insomniac_devi

    Insomniac_devi Beast Toast

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    Negative: I didn't get ANY sleep....and it was because of that little man, so I'm gonna like, you know, eat his brains and stuff.
     
  9. sandman

    sandman Member

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    haha. It maketh me laugh
     
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