Evangical Scientists Refute Gravity With New Intelligent Falling Theory

Too funny not to post:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

 

HAHA good stuff...

 

Hey, if we're going to redefine what is or isn't science let's go all they way...

 

ahha, i couldnt read it cause it isnt supported on my crappy mac...but i don't know what is funnier

that 1) what i am assuming what the article is going to be on because it is from "The Onion"
or that 2) you believed it ahha

 

EDIT: sorry, i don't know if you did believe it or not, but the way your post sounds, it does sound like you did...

if not, i am sorry

 

No one believes it, I posted it cause the article is funny.

 

ok, thats good

 

Not only is it a funny article, but it shows how slippery a slope this whole "ID is a scientific theory and should be taught in science class" thing is. We shouldn't redefine science becuase it seems to contradict religious beliefs. Science should be free and seperate of religious influence.

 

Well if it is so funny, will you explain to us how gravity works. Can't wait to hear your answer.

 

What they are simply saying is science does not have a clue how gravity works. And the founder of the Theory, believed its final answer rested with the Creator. And I bet that was the first time people ever heard that, because many believe all of this was figured out long ago. At least I.D. is asking questions that might stimulate a mind or two. Yet it appears those who oppose I.D. are the same one's who don't want people to ask to many questions. And yet, I thought that was the whole idea behind science. To ask questions.

 

ha god is above being the force of gravity. He MADE the force of gravity he is the cause of it in that sense. But he dose not psyicaly do it. Ha "Xstain" Scientists i laugh at the time on people's hands.

 

this one is funnier, hahaha, : http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28756

 

campbell, you are a goddamn idiot. im sorry. you cant even the see the humor in something such as this because youre so uptight.

 

Sorry you feel that way, but I don't think it's funny to watch people laugh themselves into Hell. If anyone of you had a clue what awaits you if you die without Christ in your heart. The terrible day of the Lord is coming, and few here can see it. The Bible paints a day of horror when the whole world, past and present, will stand before the Throne of God to review their life. All the laughing will stop in that day, and how shocked people will be when they discover that life does not end at the grave. And how more shocked they will be when they discover that their only chance of salvation was with the one sitting before them on the Throne of God, the same one they mocked and made fun of in this life. So many will be turned away, and will enter the realm of the damned. I'm not uptight, I just know what is going to happen to so many of you. And it saddens me. When I was only about four years old I saw a vision of the Anti Christ to come. I did not understand what I saw then, but I do now. There are terrible days coming just ahead for this world. Find Christ while there is still time. Now is the day of salvation, now is the appointed day.

 

I bet you get off on thinking about our supposed fate. Anyways, it was a joke, try to relax once in a while. Humor is what makes life worth living.

 

I would say your reaction to me, was a little more uptight then my comment. Perhaps you should be the one to relax a little.