I found it today when i was trying to make myself sick

Jesus there is something strange in my throat. I dont know what the fuck it is but its something there that i dont think should be. I found it today when i was trying to make myself sick, i hadn't been feeling well since i woke up it felt as though I needed to throw all day. Eventually I just got fed up with it and tried unsucessfully to make myslef vomit by sticking my finger down my throat. When i did this I poked something very strange, my first thought was that it was a tape worm, I had eaten a very undercooked stake a week ago. I did some research and found out it was pretty unlikely. Maybe i'm jsut going crazy and its my tonsils or soemthing, i'm going to the doctor tomorow and finding out what the hell it is. Maybe its a huge chunk of food that stuck to the side of my throat, but i dont think so, it was much to slimy. I'm afraid now that if I fall asleep It might block my airway and i'll die. Fuck i'm Paranoid.

 

I bet you have strep throat... You get strang puss bags in the throat when you have strep... I've had it before, sounds familiar.

 

^^ its very possible, my throat is really fucking sore now man. I'll go to the doctor and get some medicine tomorow.

 

Try a shot or two of a high proof alcohol like vodka or whiskey. That always makes my throat feel much better because it kills alot of the bacteria on your throat. Hence the term "grandpa's cough medicine."

 

lol, i dont think i could hack that with a soar throat

 

mabye u need your tonsils removed! :O lucky..gonna get hella ice cream...

 

i feel bumps on the top of my mouth alot when im congested. it could just be some snot.

 

if you have worms in you, then you prolly will lose weight a lot + your stomach will be in pain..
So if you dont have this two, then yer all ok..

 

Unless you stick your finger down your throat often, you almost certainly felt a normal structure in you throat or a swelling such as a tonsil or just the side of your throat being swollen. I do not know of any disease that would produce something large and new in your throat without you having noticed it a long time before it got big. Problems breathing or swallowing would have tipped you off long ago. I think the infected throat is the best bet if it is sore. See the doctor and try the salt-water gargle and Halls bit until you get in to see them.

 

I think as people are puking a lot, the throat slime system gets hurt.. so this is why yer throat will be swollen, couse stomach liquids are kinda acidic ya know..

 

That is very true GERD is the Med. speak for that. However, he did not talk as if vomiting was a frequent thing with him.

 

Yes! I gargle with 100 proof rum and it knocks out throat infections. I have been told that vinigar works as well.

 

fire eaters never get a sore throat - join a circus and become a fire eater