full body transplants

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Tigerbeam, Nov 12, 2005.

  1. Tigerbeam

    Tigerbeam Member

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    Alright, I admit it. I know of a secret organization capable of transplanting entire minds. The body I am in, whose first owner was named Spencer Thomas Dunn, died of a massive head injury when he was twelve. Since then five seperate minds have inhabited his body. My name is Dr. Lance Wright. I am part of the secret organization, and when I learned I had a disease quickly killing my body I jumped at the chance to live once more. I now have the body. The procedure has yet to be perfected. Each mind has only survived about a year. Maybe this time it will work.

    I am glad that I can reveal this and know that no one will beleive me.
     
  2. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    Only a year? That sucks...

    Nobody will believe you because its farfetched, and you didn't provide any evidence.

    Tell us a little about the procedure you used to transplant the brain, or something.
     
  3. Tigerbeam

    Tigerbeam Member

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    first rule about being in a secret organization with technology far beyond that of modern day - the only secrets that can be releived to the public are the ones no one will beleive

    second rule about being in a secret organization with technology far beyond that of modern day- burn the evidence as soon as it exist

    that second one is responsible for 90% of all house fires. going to sleep with a lit cigarette is actually perfectly safe, and christmas tress lights do nothing to a dry tree.
     
  4. sara_rose

    sara_rose Ice Queen

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    hahaha! wow that cracked me up!
    thanks, you saved my day! :D
     
  5. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    Tigerbeam, I hate to say it, but I believe you.

    Can I have your phone number (or the phone number of the guy who did the transplant) so that when I'm old and decrepit I can have another shot at life?
     
  6. Tigerbeam

    Tigerbeam Member

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    sure, the number is <gunshot>


    ......
     
  7. MamaTheLama

    MamaTheLama Too much coffee

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    The original spirit of this body got disillusioned and turned the body over to me during a really intense trip, does that count?
    ;)
     
  8. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    *dodges and grabs you*

    I wasn't joking. Tell me the number now, or I'll order everyone who is close to you tortured and slain!

    I shall claim this power as mine own!
     
  9. ArgScalawag

    ArgScalawag Member

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    Clever...
     
  10. Tigerbeam

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    alright, fine. the number is 634-5789

    but i'm not telling you the area code. that should slow you down, HAHAHAHA
     
  11. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    You know, I wouldn't doubt that. That number LOOKS fake, but I doubt it is. Did you know that the Customer Support number for Verizon (567-6789) also looks fake but isn't? I was really confused the first time I saw that number. I thought "OMG, what cheap shit are they giving me?"
     
  12. Marija

    Marija Senior Member

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    Full body transplants, yeah right....
     
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