attention muff divers!!

excuse me. but i must bring this to you attention oh mighty muff divers. i am your god. bow do before me. i am the captain of the swim team.

 

...so? I practiced on actual muff... How bout you? I worked my technique to an art... How bout you? how bout you?

 

what the fuck is a muff?

 

A MUFF is your precious place. (To put it gently.)
A MUFF DIVER is anyone who "Goes Down" on you.

I like one that ejaculates. (Yes, Women can DO that.)

 

oh cool thakx for the advice!

 

I used to play trumpet and can triple tongue.
most girls need a saftey harness.

 

I find it to be the most pleasurable part of love making, I mean both giving and recieving. Thou I perfer to do one or the other at a time, I find it difficult to concentrate on pleasuring herif I'm being teased. I mean I have had experiences where my eye balls would cross in pleasure. Generally we begin with her on her back propped by pillow and me face planted in her crotch and if I get carried away she begins sliding up pillow. Eventually I drop pillow to floor, when my neck begins to acke from being bent back so far. before long generally I am encouraged to move the missionary position by a gentle tug on both ears. I embrace her and roll to my back so she is on top, allowing her to mount me at a rate she can handle. Most don't want it all to once, lol

 

A sex god and a band boy? where do i sign?

 

Wow Noclothesneeded!

You sure know how to rock a gal's world! At least you're being fair in the matter when it comes to "diving in". Most guys I've heard of (from my friends) don't even bother with the foreplay and just jumps straight to the joyride part.

Keep up the good work my man!
P.S. I'm straight btw...so that no one gets confused why I posted here.

 

I actually like muff diving all nite and foregoing the intercourse. I also like giving way more than receiving!

 

Yeah, when that happens you reach muff enlightenment and join the rnaks of the masters. Any of you guys or girls prefer going down on rather than being gone down on? or is it just me? In the spirit of the thread I absolutley fucking love it, its lush, fun, exciting and the second best part of 'luvvin'.

 

Oooooh... Please fuck me.

 

Uh, no comment, you can read my articles or come to my house for the "Experience". I usually don't let girls give me head unless we have been together for a while or I have already been eating her pussy all day long. I just love giving girls oral pleasure!

 

I AGREEE!!

 

Muff diving is both an art and a science. You're either really good at it, or you're really lousy. There doesn't seem to be any in-between.

 

hey it can be learnt though!


with a good teacher and thoughtfulness and consideration it's an art that can be learnt. watched my last boi go from hopeless to amazing over a few months.

 

Mmmmmm...muff! Possibly the second greatest thing in the universe, after pizza!

 

Wow and i thought i was the only guy who liked this
hoorah!

i would have to say my favorite part of the whole event is when she starts twisting and moving about and pretty much just wigging out

 

I would dearly love to eat more muff - my wife isn't interested!
Any women out there who want the services of a dedicated Muff Diver?

 

there wasn't any other thread posted in the 11 1/2 years since this one that you could have used to make your pathetic attempt to get random strangers to help you cheat on your wife?