Why Bother?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by RiderOnTheStorm, Nov 14, 2005.

  1. RiderOnTheStorm

    RiderOnTheStorm Butters!!

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    What's the point behind companies sending you coupons for their products when you complain about stuff?

    One time my mom made a packet of those Lipton noodles and it turns out there was glass in the noodles. My mom sent them a letter complaining about their product and a few days letter the standard apology letter came in the mail along with a booklet of coupons. Why bother sending the coupons? If your product was shit the first time, do they really think people are going to get the same exact product again?
     
  2. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    hahahaha i been thinking the same thing!
    you have this yoghurt here, it claims to be strawberry and vanilla, but thats both not in the ingredients so i called and said what is this for shit?!
    they said they 'didn't understand' so i sent the fucker over to their company, and i got coupons to buy that vanilla-strawberryless vanilla-strawberry yoghurt...
    dammit.
     
  3. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    It's all about Guilt. Plus it does not cost them much to do a Coupon for you.
    Imagine if Drs did that?
     
  4. hiro

    hiro pursue it

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    Well what if you like the product? I mean my mom called once when I was a baby saying she got a bad pack of diapers and they sent her a new one!
     
  5. ConcealedCulture

    ConcealedCulture Senior Member

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    C: Hey, i'm gonna take you to court what kind of pizza place is this? You came late for one and then you don't give me a repay and then we throw up.

    PG: Sir, I'll write you up I'll send the coupon in the mail.

    C: Coupon? My daughter is throwing up i'm gonna take you to court! i'm gonna take you to court!

    PG: Sir you wanna give me a second i'll write this up please? If you want i'll give you a number and you like call it by yourself if you don't believe me.

    C: (starts to get angry at him) Shut the fuck up! I'm gonna kill you! you do not read me like this! My daughter's sick, my wife is sick and now you're talking about coupon, what kind of business is this? I'm going to... I'm going to bomb that place what kind of people are you? My friend this is not good business.

    PG: Sir what can I do to make you feel happy?

    C: Shut the fuck! I'm gonna kill you motherfucker! My daughter is sick and dying she's throwing up, my wife's throwing up, i'll kill your fucking place you do not give me business like this! You hang up on me, now you give me coupon, what can I do for you sir? (dosen't reply) Shut the fuck up! (dosen't answer) Are you alive? My daughter's sick! (still dosen't) Get on the phone sir!

    PG: Sir what can I do to make... What do you want me to do, should I uh, have you call the main office, sir and pull through them about the hospital bill?

    C: Shut the fuck up! I kill you! I kill you! You do not read my people like this. We are dying we are throwing up, you're talking about the coupon and what makes you feel better, look at your fucking food maybe you poison everybody! (he dosen't answer) Shut the fuck up!

    PG: Is there anything else sir?

    C: (one last time) Shut the fuck up!
     
  6. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    haha, wow, i havent heard that in a long time
     
  7. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    uhoh...
     
  8. SillyBird

    SillyBird Greek Goddess

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    My friend got a case of beer that had a dead cockroach in it. He complained and they sent him 4 cases to make up for it. He's only 19 and they didn't even ask how old he was. Though I wouldn't reccomend doing this.
     
  9. HippyLandscaper

    HippyLandscaper learning a new way

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    I didn't like the quality of this post, can I get coupons for a new one?
     
  10. sometimes you bought the product and it was dysfunctional but you still wanted it.....
     
  11. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    i concur
     
  12. Talk Show Host

    Talk Show Host Senior Member

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    Are you sure it was glass in there?

    My money is on msg.
     

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