if you had to.......

....eat human flesh, how you you have it prepared?

 

i'd grill it and eat it with currysauce

 

I was going to say grilled as well. Maybe with some herbs and spices and shit.

 

Fried, with ketchup and honey on top.

 

Sautee'd with garlic and peppers

 

i think id want some human roti

 

Silver Spoon.
(Grace Slick)

Throw down all your silver spoons -
eat all of the raw meat with your hands.
Pick it up piece by piece
Pick it up piece by piece
Pick it up piece by piece

Where are the bodies for dinner?
I want my food!

What if you were starving to death and
they only food you had was me -
what would you say to the cannibal question?
Would your answer be perfectly free?

Your mama told you never to eat your friends
with your fingers and hands, but I say you
ought to eat what you will -
shove it in your mouth any way that your can.

You think that I will come to your mouth,
looking for a home.
But I get stuck sideways in your throat
like a good old chicken bone.

Where are the bodies for dinner?
I want my food!

Stay out the kitchen children
The cook is cleaning his gun
He just got back from the open market -
shooting his food on the run.

Your mama told you never to eat your friends
with your fingers and hands,
but I say you ought to eat what you will -
shove it in your mouth any way that your can.

Sharpen your teeth for the family feast -
let all the hungry drool roll down your chin.
Hide the human and bring out the beast.
Let all the animal games begin!

Where are the bodies for dinner?
I want my food!

You could leave to dine on your friends -
pour their bones into a cannibal soup
muscles like steak, blood like wine -
save the brains to feed to troops

Your mama told you never to eat your friends
with your fingers and hands,
but I say you ought to eat what you will -
shove it in your mouth any way that your can.

Scarlet juices ozing slow -
boiling in a human sea.
Is it human dinner you're talking about?
Then slice me tender raw and lean

Where are the bodies for dinner?
I want my food!

Oily fingers can hardly wait -
bodies slumped face in plate
Wake up the drunks
the coffers on the fourteenth course has come and gone.

So long
all day sucker
your candy has come and gone
and its left you with your mouth wide open.

Just humming cannibal songs.
Cannibal songs.

 

Barbecued, with a side of mashed potatoes.

 

throw it on the barby with some shrimp, and then wat i dont eat now, ill make a jumbalia later

 

bbq'ed, with a lot of yummy bbq sauce on it

 

smoked, baby!

 

LOL LOL Your such a sick and Evil Man!

 

yuuck... wiz that song was awesomely disgusting...

this thread freaks me out... it's hard for me to imagine eating any kind of meat anymore, much less human flesh... but my initial reaction was to eat it very burnt.. so that's it not distinguishable as being meat

 

the fat rendered over it basting it in such a way to tenderize it and crisp it at the same time with a dark savoury sauce....

 

Yum That sounds really good. I'm thinking of getting a nice roasted Chicken now for lunch. You made me hungry!

 

Teriyaki!!!
Or maybe I'd throw it in the wok with some veggies, bring out the soy sauce and make some rice too.....mmmm.....

 

OK OK OK Tigerlily you caught us fair and square-we have been eating Humans for years now.

 

When (the technology exists) they come out with a way to grow meat in a home appliance - I will be taking a small muscle sample out of an intercostal area and growing big lumps of myself to eat.

I will prepare it braised, boiled, fried, stewed, barbequed, deep fried, sauteed, stir-fried, you name it.

I am not interested in killing people but I have ALWAYS wondered what human beings taste like. It's simply a gastronomic curiosity- I go out of my way to eat whatever interesting and novel stuff comes down the pike.

But I will NOT eat other people. EVEN if it's grown as above.

 

RE: OK OK OK Tigerlily you caught us fair and square-we have been eating Humans for years now.

Have you read "exquisite corpse" by Poppy Z Brite?

 

ewww wizard whats that a pic off really???
in answer to the question i'd hav emine dead first
S