Where's my Penis?...

I put it somewhere earlier on today... and now I can't remember what I've done with it...

Any suggestions?...

Fly...
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Have you checked the pocket billiards table?

 

*tries very had not to say 'up my ass' as any immature little girl would*


*fails*


up my ass.

 

Have you tried...

Under the bed?
Behind the sofa?
Where the odd socks go?
With the beer gnome?
In your pocket?
Where you left it?


Just a few suggestions ... good luck not a thing you want to loose for a looong perios of time

 

you left it in your pocket and it went through the wash so i threw it out

 

Down the back of the sofa or wedged between the cushions?

 

Oh sorry, I thought you said "pianist" ... that's disgusting!

 

Have you got one of those new fangled detachable penises then?

Never quite understood them, i'd loose mine if i had one.
Did you go out anywhere last night? or maybe your wife has it.. did you think to look in your bed or perhapes in your bath... i hear they like to hang out with boxers too...
Perhapes you should ask the blokes from Monty Python, they did after all make write a song about detachable penises!

 

Good lord

 

Maybe somebody ate it

 

Maybe the dog ate it! :O

 

Ah that explains the extra I seem to have picked up from a gig somewhere!!!!

 

Look in your gay lovers mouth. I believe he is using it for pasification purposes.

 

TheFly
I put it somewhere earlier on today... and now I can't remember what I've done with it...

Stuff a brick and let it not hurt mate!!!

But it's bloody well where you left it last... stuffed down between your legs under all those clothes you have on... unless you cut it off and threw it away by accident....

Sheesh!!! Muttering away under my dog breath... gawd wot's the problem with these blokes on this thread not knowing where the various bits and pieces of their body parts belong... cripes... enough to make any dog give up sniffing..... :&

Welf
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Detatchable peeeeenis.....

 

Did you find your penis yet Fly? If so, where did you find it i am intrueged to know and i am sure so is everyone else!

 

i saw it on the set of Red Dwarf series eight.....

 

Okay... panic over...

I've found my penis...

My wife had borrowed it... she does that every so often... funnily enough, she never ever tells me what she uses it for...

Any guesses?...

Fly...
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That's a good question. I use mine for stirring coffee, if that's any help.

 

How do you like your coffee?... creamy?...

Maybe that's why my wife always says it tastes funny?...

Hmmmmmmmmm...

Fly...
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