I put it somewhere earlier on today... and now I can't remember what I've done with it... Any suggestions?... Fly... .
Have you tried... Under the bed? Behind the sofa? Where the odd socks go? With the beer gnome? In your pocket? Where you left it? Just a few suggestions ... good luck not a thing you want to loose for a looong perios of time
Have you got one of those new fangled detachable penises then? Never quite understood them, i'd loose mine if i had one. Did you go out anywhere last night? or maybe your wife has it.. did you think to look in your bed or perhapes in your bath... i hear they like to hang out with boxers too... Perhapes you should ask the blokes from Monty Python, they did after all make write a song about detachable penises!
TheFly I put it somewhere earlier on today... and now I can't remember what I've done with it... Stuff a brick and let it not hurt mate!!! But it's bloody well where you left it last... stuffed down between your legs under all those clothes you have on... unless you cut it off and threw it away by accident.... Sheesh!!! Muttering away under my dog breath... gawd wot's the problem with these blokes on this thread not knowing where the various bits and pieces of their body parts belong... cripes... enough to make any dog give up sniffing..... :& Welf .
Did you find your penis yet Fly? If so, where did you find it i am intrueged to know and i am sure so is everyone else!
Okay... panic over... I've found my penis... My wife had borrowed it... she does that every so often... funnily enough, she never ever tells me what she uses it for... Any guesses?... Fly... .
How do you like your coffee?... creamy?... Maybe that's why my wife always says it tastes funny?... Hmmmmmmmmm... Fly... .