s.s. teacher tells me I make HIM look bad

i wear this scarf thing around my head and duringg passing period waiting for social studies to start i decided to get some excersize and swing it under my feet and jump over it then my friend heather started jumping over it. after we took turns swinging it for a while the bell rang and i sat down 3 seconds before the bell ended along with my friend and another girl who ran to her seat. then the honorable Mr. Douchbag and all his douchbaggyness came up to me and said "first of all, you're tardy. and second, you were doing that in front of the principle making me look bad" first, i wasn't tardy and if i was so would my friend and the other girl. second, i wasn't the only one jumping, but i took all the heat anyway cuz theres no use in us both getting in trouble. well, thats my 3rd tardy. now i get the first detention of my life with the basterd. yipee!

 

first detention ever?

 

atleast it's not your 20th detention. And you probally won't get raped.

 

i only got one detention in jounier high...i was in a room i wasnt suppose to be in, and me and a few other kids got in trouble...



it was the best room ever though! there was a door you could open by the gym downstairs, and it would suck up everything, and to this day i have no idea what its for...its just really really cool

 

first ever. snobby little kid-hating motherfucker. shouldnt even be a teacher.

 

I've been getting away with just walking out of the school, lately. Shit, most people I know do it so much that they have to sign that they won't do it again for the rest of the year.

 

you could always tell him people who have such little respect for the profession, nay lifstyle that teaching entails make it look bad....

 

*points and laughs*

 

i dont understand that. does that mean that i have know respect for teachers? cuz i do. i just dont like him. me and my friend stole candy out of his bucket once. he just leaves right out there!

 

it means that he disrespects the mystical magical honorable tradition of teachership by being such a douche.....

 

oh ok

 

although if you do not understand it you probably should not be saying it....

 

He sounds like a douchebag indeed. Just get through the detention and then egg his house on the last day of high school. Just kiddin.

 

better, draw something that you know he hates on his hood in brake fluid



it'll peel the paint and he probably won't be able to fix it...



vandelism is an artform....

 

you were jumping over a scarf that you keep on your head in the hallway looking like a fool...
are you even muslim? have you any self-respect?

i'd give you a detention too.

 

kirks science teacher came into my math class sat down next to me and sat there the whole class period didnt say a thing.

 

you so shoulda offered him gum or something....

 

or better yet, marijuana.

 

heh? i was playing jump rope with a short rope. i didnt know that way bad.

 

thats probably why he was there. . (marijuana)


and girl who's name i dont know, i thought you said you had a scarf on the top of your head?
jumprope and the top of your head....