what is sex like stoned?

what is sex like stoned? i never fucked when high just want to know whats it like?

i dont know any stoner girls other then my dealer but i'am not going to ask her if i can dip my crispy noodle in Her duck sauce....

 

well, since your senses are heightened so much, everything seems to feel better, taste better, etc. I'm sure sex while high would be fun...but stoned probably not.

 

I certainly hope your schlong isn't crispy.

 

i knew a guy who stuck his schlong in a deep fryer... i'm sure he wished he had some duck sauce afterwards

 

lol no no was just a funny way to say it

 

LoL for me its kinda akward and slow. Cuz I get real lazy and stupid when Im high so the sex is kind of fumbly, but in a good way

 

i dont get really lazy high but i get lost into space easy. just be watching tv or something and i'll be lost in aother world lol.

 

its great but dry mouth sucks for oral.

 

I love sex while high

 

highly recommended, but like SunshineLovePeace said sumtimes it takes alot to actuallly WANT to have sex because you're really tired and just want to eat and look at colorful things lol... also cotton mouth can really be... odd/ uncomfortable, idk thats how i feel anyway

 

and dry cootchie sucks for intercourse...

 

How many post can we have about this. It is what it is. I mean has anyone ever given themselves a left handed stranger while they had a headache.

 

man sex high, for me, its like whooowhee.. You know you feel the love when you are sober but when you are high you FAHEEEEEEL tha lOve.

god help my poor children when i have to give 'the sex talk'

but yeah, hopefully you dont get the giggles bc it might ya feel like an idiot but once i did and it just made the situation more enjoyable.

and the moral is

everybody is different. see for yourself

 

i tryed it stoned jacking off was different good news is when i'am high i can last longer in sex god took forever too.

edit... when i was high i forgot i was going to do it lol so i can see why having sex high would be hard cuz you forget or something. but it took some girl calling me talking about sex. to get me started

 

oh my gawd i get so sidetraked when im high i was talkin to the dude
shit
im high right now
and i forgot what i was even
making a point about?

 

my friends(both chicks and dudes) always say it's the best....well not the best but more pleasant.... like happydaze42 said your sences are more heightened..so your able to feel better................try masturbating

 

Probably how I'd be if I ever get/got laid while baked.

 

And what??? I hope for his sake that he "only" got cold-burns!!

My friend had an xtc-pill slipped into his drink at a party. He wound up fucking three chicks that night, and all three of them were as uniqe and special as ever possible. He said that it was a diappointment to have sober sex after his first weed+sex, but the xtc+sex was like 100x worse afterwards(/better sex on it)

 

Everything feels like it was supposed to happen. When you kiss its like you know exactly waht to do, as if you were telling eachother. its awesome. although i like being stoned alot, so people who dont enjoy smoking proabbly wont enjoy it as much as I do. wait a tick, if people dont enjoy smoking, why are they screwing and smoking, never mind, fuck me im retarded

 

it`s great. man, I miss stoner sex *sighs*.
Everything is more intense and I get way more horny when I`m cained.