who do you want...

hah!!!!!!! that's too funny and I want to know I NEED to know I am so nosey for a person with such a tiny nose

 

hmmm... not sure if I should say... :H

 

what about a half done cheese-cake? I make freaking incredible cheesecake! Ya wanna here something funny and I'm not pissed over it I just think it's hillarious

me- so I w as thinking I could make a pie or cheese cake and freeze it so I can bring it in my carry-on luggage for thanksgiving
boyfriend-no that's okay
me- what?
boyfriend- well I don't eat sweets
me-like fuck you don't you have every time i've seen you and you always have yummy stuff in your freezer
bf-no it's just too fattening
me-what? everyother guy ive been with would be stoked if i offred to make them a cheese cake it would make them feel special and you're just like no that's okay
bf-laughs yeah that's okay don't make a cheesecake
me-alright whatever dude easier for me I don't have to spend sunday morning baking know
bf-glad I could make you happy
WTF? is that not the funniest conversation ever. I just took some happy pills so I could fully appreciatte the humor. he cracks me the fuck up but it was a very hypocritical conversation. He's lucky I found it funny rather than irratating.

 

dustin you will tell!!!!!!! *pouts lip and bats eyelashes*

 

What if the girl doesn't want to know?

Would YOU want to know?

 

oh god obviously lynsey just wants you to tell her that the person you want naked hopping out of a cake is her. so you can either keep dragging this on, or tell her in a pm or just say it here, but dammit, isn't this kinda detracting from letting other ppl post?




anyway, i thought about it, and i'm gonna go with marylin monroe (before death of course) signing happy birthday like she did to mr. president

 

HAHahahahahaha!

 

of course I would want to know who was crushing on me. Wiouldn't you want to know who was crushing on you?You're married but but you're still allowed to look; right?

 

jealousy's a bitch isn't it bitch?

 

no... but I can't control what I dream...

It was very vivid... so much so that it took upwards of 5 hours for me to decide if today was real or if the dream was...

You know that girl that goes by the name Sillybird?

well...

it's not her...

 

I would have to say a naked dr phil......


wtf is this thing??????

??????????????

 

alright i give up Dustin!!!!!!!!!! those are the best dreams when you can't decide whether they're real or not. ya wanna hear something weird? I haven't had a sex dream in years. is that normal?

 

I don't usually remember my dreams, so this was quite unusual...

I don't find it abnormal that you wouldn't have sex dreams regularly. I certainly don't...