Building The Perfect Pussy

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by rangerdanger, Nov 20, 2005.

  1. rangerdanger

    rangerdanger Senior Member

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    First and foremost, shaved completely bare, not the slightest trace of hair, so every pink clean inch can be seen.
    Puffy outer lips, not all blubbery & rubbery.
    Inner labia still mostly inside, not dangling out like something dead.
    Medium sized clit.
    Lovely pink interior.
    Aroma & taste: like the girl took a shower that morning, but now it's nighttime.

    I like to spend at least a little time examining it before doing anything else, and telling the girl how great it looks and smells.
     
  2. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    That is A perfect pussy, yes. ONE of MANY which can be considered as "perfect".
     
  3. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    blubbery and rubbery? like something dead?

    damn, and here I thought most people were at least somewhat appreciative of whatever gentitalia they could have access to, not so bitchy about something as uncontrollable as a large set of labia minora
     
  4. SeamusHeaney

    SeamusHeaney Member

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    Women can be pretty judgemental about male genitalia, dear. It's a two-way street.
     
  5. shadowd_dreamr

    shadowd_dreamr Senior Member

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    Yes many girls, and guys are VERY judgemental about others..
    But ya know what?
    I haven't met one girl on this site who has called a guys dick blubbery, and relating it to a dead animal... thats fucking pathetic..
    Noone is perfect.. and to state that the "perfect" vagina is to look and smell a certian way, thats just wrong.
    I doubt anyone was born with a perfectly symmetrical, and perfect smelling/tasting vagina, or penis.
     
  6. Cheeky

    Cheeky Member

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    i just love them doesn't matter how they come cos they are all very beautiful
     
  7. ZePpeLinA

    ZePpeLinA Jump around!

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    Rangerdanger, I find your comment extremely stupid. what's perfect for you wont be perfect for everyone.
    oh yes, grow up.
     
  8. rangerdanger

    rangerdanger Senior Member

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    I guess some people need a disclaimer so here it is:
    IN MY OPINION. OK?
    Like IN YOUR OPINION you might describe the perfect man (or woman) quite differently that others.
    I'm of Scandanavian ancestry so I prefer blonde, fair skinned women, but if YOU like woman so black they're purple I ain't gonna rag out on you for it.

    I just gave my opinion what to me is a perfect pussy. I wasn't talking about you. I don't even know you.
    Now run along and go get a life.
     
  9. semperfi

    semperfi Member

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    I think I am contempt with the women I get and am not going to leave one because her pussy is not perfect.
     
  10. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Rangerdanger, that IS a perfect pussy.

    With a perfect description.

    Right down to the dangly chookie lips.
     
  11. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    Let's not over-react here because, I think, he's simply statig his personal preference. Everyone is allowed to have personal preferences, and everyone is allowed to speak of them. Some of his wording might have been questionable, but he isn't any different from everyone else in that we all have personal preferences.

    Hence, my initial reply. It IS "A" perfect pussy. To each his/her own.
     
  12. rangerdanger

    rangerdanger Senior Member

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    I never said I'd choose a sex partner/girlfriend based solely on the appearence/smell of her pussy.

    The title is Building A Perfect Pussy, in the sense that of all the pussies I've seen (and there have been plenty), my fave is the kind I described, and if I was going to build the perfect woman, for me personally, that's the kind of pussy she'd have.

    But when I meet a woman who I'd like to get to know better, I don't say "wait let me give you a pelvic first".

    Don't women fantasize about cocks? Do you think about sweaty, floppy small ones? or ones that stand up proud and hard and big?
     
  13. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    not really. not with any specifics. hard and functions, c'est tout. (for me that is)


    I'm not trying to knock finding a certain aesthetic attractive, but the words you used to describe what you -didn't- want (like something dead etc) were really really unnecessary

    and people wonder why plastic surgery on the labia is becoming increasingly common, this certainly doesn't help
     
  14. Spuff

    Spuff Where's my ciggies?

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    As long as it functions well, I don't care ... I care more about the woman it's attatched to![​IMG]
     
  15. Bella_Donna

    Bella_Donna *Femme Fatale*

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    Just like a ten year old's...

    I like a little fur, personally, especially if it's uniquely styled. That always grabs my attention.

    Love,

    Bella (who has her pubes shaped into a lightning bolt right now...)
     
  16. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siưr

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    First of all, that doesn't always go together, I'm "pure blood" scandinavian, and it matters little to me.

    But the problem, if you can't see it, wasn't what you said you liked, it was the way you ruled things out. Personally I don't see how people would be this offended by it, but yeh... Watch your steps, people are wind kinda tight sometime :) Well either that or they just go with le flow or like putting people down :D
    I'm on le last one normally :D

    But erhm, le perfect pussy... Well, I've already found that and don't really wanna discribe it
     
  17. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    He was simply stating his own preferences, and I think the pussy he described would be damned fine one. He may have been a little careless with the way he worded his preferences, but he's also clarified afterward that his intention was never to be prejudiced against certain types of pussies.

    Besides, I HAVE read posts made by certain(VERY popular) female members here who prefer certain types of penises over the other, so why make a fuss all of the sudden? It's not like he was going on an anti-overweight rampage(some of you may know what I'm talking about...), and his initial post didn't even sound half as menacing as, say, the "fat people" one.

    So would it help if he apologized for the way he worded certain things? Like, the whole "something dead" business? Or is that not enough?
     
  18. rangerdanger

    rangerdanger Senior Member

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    Stating one's preferences does not mean "to the exclusions of all others".

    I've had sex with hundreds of women (reached adulthood in the 60's) with pussies of all sizes/shapes/sizes and have immensely enjoyed all of them (some, of course, more than others).
    What a woman's pussy looks like has nothing to do with whether or not I like her; it doesn't even enter into the equasion.

    Some women have protruding inner labes that dangle in a most unappealing way, to me at least. There was a porn star of the 70's named Veri Knotty, whose inner labes were so large she could tie them into a knot.
    I don't find that attractive.
    But if someone DID find that a turn-on, I wouldn't verbally attack them for it.
     
  19. Spuff

    Spuff Where's my ciggies?

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    Now THAT is hot![​IMG]
     
  20. Bella_Donna

    Bella_Donna *Femme Fatale*

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    It's my personal salute to the new Harry Potter movie! :p
     

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