The people of europa alone use 65000 trees for toiletpaper each year!!! Just great! now i'll have to feel guilty everytime I take a shit!:$
My father once saw a homeless man walk down the street, stop, drop his pants, squat, take a dump, pull his pants back up, and keep walking. I once saw a homeless man pee himself while sitting on a curb. Sad, really. And amusing in a sick sort of way. I had to add that last bit.
At six flags one time, there was this lady and her son standing in line. She had a towel with her and her boy was hiding behind it. The towel was up a ways so you could see their feet, then before you know it, there is a nice turd laying between the boys two feet...Needless to say, they were escourted out of the park shortley after unloading..
It just amazes me that the human race invented a way of cleaning its ass and choking the earth at the same time. A real shitty situetion if you ask me. but, fuck it, i'm stoned, have a cold and am going to the new Harry Poter movie tonight
paper is renewable if you don't like it pipe a hose into your bathroom and pressure wash yourself, hell do an amatuer colonic....
W00t me too! Well, seeing Harry Potter 4 tonight anyway. And you're kinda right too about the ass-cleaning earth-choking thing. We should capture some slaves and make them lick our asses clean!
Prolly all the muslims do it, but im not sure about the "all" stuff.. Tho i know egitians wash their ass after taking shit. Im so glad i dont have to do it. Tho it is enviromentally good i guess, but hei, going to the bathroom with a bottle of water, hey, this is not my thingy..
or maby, just never, ever clean our asses again. sure we'll have to get used to it but we'll have fresh air all the time baby!!
