Musical breast implants

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  1. Keramptha

    Keramptha Senior Member

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    Musical breast implants

    Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

    One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

    BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

    BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

    According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

    The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.
     
  2. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    WOW! now i can finally have my boobs singing 'hey hey we're the monkees'!
    wonderful, i ALWAYS dreamed about this...this is great news!
     
  3. Keramptha

    Keramptha Senior Member

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    ahahhalol
     
  4. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    just imagine that you're walking down the beach with a wonderful guy and it's just like in a movie...the only thing you're missing is the song 'i've had the time of my life'...well now those days are over...now your tits can sing that song :D
    oh i love this!
     
  5. Keramptha

    Keramptha Senior Member

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    aaahaahahhhhhh....

    midnight.... you're at home with your beauiful boyfriend in bed, 'and when the lights are low, thats when i need your love so bad'.....
     
  6. Keramptha

    Keramptha Senior Member

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    'let's get it on....'
     
  7. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    hahaha :D
    lol!!!



    eh there should be a song for all the guys that keep staring at your boobs that you are not interested in...
     
  8. Keramptha

    Keramptha Senior Member

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    'i'm just a soul whos intentions are good. oh lord, please dont let me be misunderstood' !!!
     
  9. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    hahaha omg, burdon-boobs :D

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  10. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    HAHA...

    I heard about this on NPR...crazy crazy stuff they come up with these days.
     
  11. environmental_junkie

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    OMG are you fucking serious. I think this is such a stupid idea, I would never want something like this. You have something completely foreign in your body it's totally disgusting... and then what if it breaks or shorts out then you have something completely useless that you'll need to get removed. pfft what a story you would have.
     
  12. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    and my implants last words were...'i did it my way'
     
  13. ........omg......omg....omg....


    I've stopped laughing now.....

    can you picture the charging cradle?

    and transferring songs to the thing.....
     
  14. Gr8fulyDeadicated

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    that's GREAT!!! hahahaa!!!! ahhh, i needed that laugh :D
     
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    i think its just weird. what happens and if your boob has a malfunction so it just sings at random times. that'd be hilarious you'd be like "excuse me it's my boob acting up again"
     
  17. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    My tits would be screaming Anal **** songs all day.

    Imagine that. Knockers saying "I became a counselor so I could tell rape victims they asked for it."
     
  18. RainbowCat

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    that is too crazy
     
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