Selective Services... wtf?!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by heero134, Nov 21, 2005.

  1. heero134

    heero134 Member

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    So I got a postcard from the "selective services" telling me to sign up for the draft. Fuck that. What will happen if I ignore the card?
     
  2. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    You can't get federal aid for college. You can't get approved for subsidized loans at all. You basically are denied any and all govermental help if you don't register. I'm not sure but I believe that includes your social security money as well.
     
  3. brandonveg

    brandonveg Member

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    no college loans...no credit cards if they find out.....and there are some scholarships you will not be able to get, but i do not knwo abotu all of them.....that is what they say, you can get a credit card without registering with selective service but if they find out you can get in some sort of trouble i think
     
  4. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    No No No

    They chop you up and feed you to dogs, I thought EVERYONE knew that!
     
  5. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    once you are 18, you must sign up for selective service, like they said above..... I mean, I did it at age 18, and now Im here over 30, didnt have to go to war or nothing......
     
  6. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Theres not going to be a draft anytime soon and you'll get denied benifits.

    Plus chicks get turned on hearing your selective service registration stories.

    Fact.
     
  7. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    What do you know about that? WOmen don't have to register.
     
  8. I'd much rather tell a "stabbed in the thigh by a foil" story

    if only because that's a lot more funny.......
     
  9. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    What'cho talkin' bout Chaos Factor?
     
  10. I think he misunderstood your post, I had to reread it a few times before I actually got it myself......


    it was somehow worded in a strange manner....
     
  11. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I gave up my draft card to Uncle Sam in August 1973 and haven't had to carry one since.
     
  12. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    I think the chicks would dig it more than selective services stories





    at least, the nerdy chicks would
     
  13. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Nah, Adam gotta be playa hating.

    This more susinct yo? :D
     
  14. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    So errr.. What if you sign up late? :rolleyes: Haha I always just figured if I ignored it they'd sign me up anyway.. Eh.. :rolleyes:
     
  15. suscinctness in teh hizouse
     
  16. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    my bf never sent in that card, its still in his desk...he is 23 and they havent sent him anything, called, or anything...i think all that is a bunch of lies imo...cause he doesnt have a problem getting anything...
    he has three credit cards and can get loans just like that....
     
  17. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    "Happy 18th Birthday,

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    We're puttin' you in the army,
    So they enemy can shoot you..."
     
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