New- Drug detecting aerosal spray

http://www.cleartest.com/testinfo/kids_drug_use.htm

 

Intense. I'm glad here in Canada they arnt so strict in schools.

 

fuck this is riiiiiidiculous (im glad i live in montreal though... i mean, our teachers are hardcore druggies, and our principal is no doubt on heroin)... but come on... they should make a "mcdonalds detector spray" instead to fight the obesity or something ... but in a way, it is kind of good... cause most people at my school who bring drugs, are complete dumbasses, they dont use drugs in a good way...

 

I think you'd have to be pretty messy to have it end up all over your locker, clothes, or desk, unless this thing shows up trace amounts.

Haha I can imagine someone rolling in weed at home before they go to school (just tosses an ounce on the floor and belly flops right in) and then while at school they're rolling a fat 10g blunt, then they walk outside and decide to use cocaine as baby powder.

 

im fucking UBER pissed the government and school working together to FUCK up humanity to the point of no return. Maybe america going to war is a good idea, keep the dumb fucks busy and kill themslefs off at the same time. does no one see it 10 year there will be a chip planted in our brains at birth and if we ever take a hit of weed or even think about useing drugs or anything "they" dont like the government will be at our door

''My intention is not to swab kids,'' said Joe Melita, the Broward school district's chief investigator. ``It could be used if a parent is worried about their child and needs the school's help.''

A positive test from the kit would likely steer a student to the guidance office, not the police station, Melita said. ``We don't want this to be a punitive thing.''

''A principal walks into a classroom and thinks he smelled marijuana, for instance,'' Griffiths said. ``They ask everyone to leave, and they test the different desks. They find a positive hit, and then they test the student's book bag, and then the student's coat sleeve. The school can bring the student's parents down and get the student some help.''
''The school needs to know if a kid is doing drugs,'' Love said. ``Instead of bringing a whole pack of dogs, this a more discreet way.''

And the federal government is helping, with grants to more than 20 school systems that want to try the new spray


im sure this is all on the up and up i mean the school is getting payed and the kids wont even know whats happening and the best part is they arnt getting the kids into trouble there giving them "help" i mean if parents cant raise there kids right, the school system with a lil backing from ol big brother will do the trick

 

Just spray some dirty bongwater around the teacher's lounge, and let the fun begin....

 

^^^haha so fuckin true

 

finally, someone who hates and distrusts the government as much as me. Deadonceagain, I SALUTE YOU!

 

who the fuck brings heroin to school? or does before school?