Jessica fails

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=47&cat=4





sent this to the group to alert them to the error =P





Hello, I am emailing to alert you that not only does marijuana fail, but Jessica Berman fails as well. You will notice on her anti-cannabis propaganda poster (found at http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=47&cat=4) she has included a math test in the background. Among the possible answers listed are 5, 2, 1, and 4.5 (circled). As you may have noticed, none of the possible answers will correctly complete the question: 3x + 2 = 20. Please alert Miss Berman that 6 (six) is the number she was looking for, as 3 x 6 + 2 = 20. I also advise you to conduct a full examination of Miss Berman by a fully licensed physician, including urinalysis and blood tests (because those cannabis smokers can be sneaky). Thank you for your time, I fully expect that you will deal with Jessica in the appropriate manner.


Best Regards,

Cheeso Smart

 

hahaha that's some funny ass shit, even funnier because it's true and a stoner pointed it out.

 

HAHAHA. that was a really lame ass poster. i mean based on facts and shit that was sad.

what idiot doesnt know theres 50 stars? i mean meth addict aliens know that.

 

I hate to break it to you, but there's a fifth answer on the math question, none of the above. I was looking for that, too, and had to look a few times to see it. So, as far as that question is concerned, everything's good. Except for the poster.

 

Oh shit, you're right. I didn't even see it, man. Oh well, it was funny while it lasted.

 

bwahaha...

I love seeing bullshit like that, I mean, why would you put your name on that if you made it...your only labeling yourself as a moron...

but seriously, fuck drug war propaganda...it can lick the hairiest most vile sweatiest part of the dirtiest scrotum in the world.

 

those look like grade 5 questions anyway. thats the last time I got to answer a history or english exam in anything other then essay form. And I think you'd have to be a complete crack head to fail any of those.

 

hahaha... this is awesome

 

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=50&cat=4

i also love this one, breathing problems like...., chance of lung cancer? when was pot ever sucsefuly linked to lung cancer, lack of motavation? shit i know marines who smoke, increased heart rate and blood pressure when the fuck did that become bad..... last time i checked that happens when you run

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=71&cat=4 another great one,marijuana doesn kill brain cells and lets make a list of everything thats addcitive we would be here for year anything can be addictive

EVEN BETTER http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=45&cat=4 wasnt this diproven like yearsss ago

 

Did anyone look at the other posters on that site?

my god theyre aggravating me

 

DECREASE SPERM COUNT? I should walk up to her and beat off in her face and see whos got a low sperm count then.

 

awwww i didnt even see that! oh well, still a bastard poster =D

 

yah i read about a study a study in CC conducted on Jamaican women that found a lower instance of birth defects in those that used cannabis while pregnant then those that didn't.

Also the study is continuing and preliminary data is showing the children whose mothers used marijuana during pregnancy to be socially more well adjusted, there is a lower instance of mental illness, and the children have a higher IQ over all as well.

 

Yo, why didn't anyone tell me that there was a contest? I would have made the biggest bullshit poster if it would have gotten on the site!! Shit, maybe I would have put some subliminal messages in that... damn... oh well, time to look through em!

 

READING CAUSES BLEEDING!!! HOLY SHIT!!! Did you know Reading can cause bleeding? Why? Because it rhymes.

 

haha...I didn't even read the post, just checked out the poster...and noticed that she fucked up on that too haha

 

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=56&cat=4

I like how this one explains that he died from smoking and driving...yet at the same time it explains how great his life is going (Top 5% of the class etc etc...) and it even points out how they expected alcohol to be the cause of the accident yet it was marijuana...and wanna know something even more amazing?!

I live in FL (and that obituary is from florida, they show it to us in health class actually) and on the bottom of that newspaper, is the rest of the article...if you keep reading, you learn the driver he crashes with...is drunk.

Rest my case bitches!

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=57&cat=4

This one pisses me off from line 1...I learn plenty while high, I invent a shitload actually...and I could be learning to fly?! Mothafucka I'm high! I'm already there...meeting the love of my life? I asked out my last girlfriend while we both were high...and I dated her for a hella long time...Learning to cook? Christ is this kid explaining everything I do while high?! Saving money? I do that...that's how I buy my weed too...I have a job, I don't have time to make shitty posters and send them online. Saving the world? I'm in environmental club and advocate the use of industrial hemp to save the world more than anyone I know dickweed. I could be applying to the NAVY? Why? Why would I want to fight a war I don't support?...1 word kid...die.

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=58&cat=4
Too bad it doesn't...because all of those are bullshit so it wouldn't need them. And is this kid fuckin' weed crazy? Look how many times it says pot.

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=59&cat=4
I personally blame the bottle of alcohol...I know more lawyers who toke than fuckin' rednecks who beat their wives.

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=60&cat=4
Are you fuckin' retarded? That's a puppet.

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=61&cat=4
I can't believe it took two "brilliant" minds to make this piece of shit.

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=62&cat=4
Is this one for or against marijuana? Because to me that just seems ridiculous.

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=63&cat=4
I personally made my own version of this one...
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/MolaMolaSunfish/MarijuanaContest045edit1.jpg

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=68&cat=4
Jessica Berman is back again, and guess what? This time she's mistaken 1920s slang terms for illegal forms of alcohol for cannabis! IE: Hooch...and who the fuck uses like 90% of those names?

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=78&cat=4
Since when do you get to keep rings in prison?

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=79&cat=4
No shit he hit the little girl, he doesn't even have back tires!

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=44&cat=4
yes? I don't know I can't seem to remember...all I remember is reading something incredibly ignorant and false...but I dunno it must not be what you, young respectable, ignorant piece of shit...had to say.

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=43&cat=4
...riiiight.

And I'm done for now...being sick + being bored= lot of time.

 

http://www.shs.fau.edu/today/photogallery/detail.cfm?pid=54&cat=4

I like this one, read the small paragraph at the bottom right of the poster. It made me crack up.

 

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA dude I love you comments, that was like the funniest shit I've ever read! HAHAHHAHAH listing all the things to do while high rofl lol.

 

This is true, actually, just they got the organ wrong. I get extremely high blood pressure in a different part of my anatomy when baked. *Fapfapfapfapfap*