Check this shit out!

www.drugtestyourteen.com

I thought it was a joke at first, but damn, it appears to be real...jeez! Had that bitch been my mom, I would have run away...:X

 

I hope those girls get the shit beat out of em by other girls at school. Anyone that sees that will want to jump them.

 

What happened to growing up?

 

yea what ever happened to growing up by yourself without all this stressing bullshit

 

"In foreign countries where marijuana is grown, it is routinely sprayed to kill insects with highly carcinogenic DDT and other poisons"

Moral of the story, stay away from schwag kids!

Oh, DDT, you mean the stuff that people used to spray on food for a number of years....


"Research shows that youth who smoke cigarettes are fourteen times more likely to try marijuana as those who don't. Getting a handle on this "gateway drug" as early as possible could be one of greatest things that you ever do for your child."

Hahaha, what the fuck. Now Tobacco is a gateway drug? Statistics are worthless, anyone that relies on them admits to having no valid argument.

"In fact more kids are in drug treatment for marijuana use than for all other illicit drugs combined."

So what? That just means there are too many stupid parents out there that don't know what the fuck they are doing.


"Set a good example.
Keep your own use of alcohol, medicines and other drugs within safe and sensible limits."

Hahahahaha, I don't really think I need to say anything about that...

"The "danger zone" for drug use is between 4 and 6pm, when no one is around"

Stop being a fucking moron and stay at home if you care that much about your child staying drug free (what a crock)

Signs of drug use:

"Teen could be overly energetic, like cleaning all the time."

Oh yes, the parents worst nightmare, a kid that is always cleaning. How many are out there? 2?

"Change in values, ideals, beliefs."

Oh I love this one. OH SHIT MY CHILD HAS A MIND OF THEIR OWN AND IS'T A SHEEP THAT BELIEVES AND DOES WHATEVER I SAY. What a bunch of bull this site is. So your kid can't have their own values and beliefs without being a druggie?

"Teachers may note:


Reduced short-term memory, concentration, attention span.
Loss of motivation, interests, does not participate in school activities.
Frequent tardiness and absenteeism.
Less interest in participating in class.
Sleeping in class.
Untidy appearance, dress, personal hygiene.
Slow to respond, forgetful, apathetic.
Increased discipline, behavioral problems.
Change in peer group.
Decline in academic performance-drop in grades. "

Oh, you mean if your kid is using drugs they will act like every other teen? Hahahaha.

'NOTE: Drug users, and particularly chronic marijuana users, have lost the capacity to perceive many of the listed signs and symptoms in themselves. "

I love this one too. Because other people know more about you than you do.

"Odor of marijuana (like burnt rope)"

Alright, fess up, who the fuck has been smoking hemp?

And remember, it's OK to give you kid Amphetamines, because a doctor says so, but Marijuana is bad, mmmmkay?

 

http://www.drugtestyourteen.com/signs_of_drug_use

On that page, I think that the first 20 or so symptoms were exact descriptions of me, I never bothered reading the rest because I figure they're all pretty much like me. The problem is, those were exactly like me before I ever smoked weed. I'm just more exhausted now that I smoke up.

I honestly think that if you're drug testing your teen, you need a shot to the face (a punch), because you're interfering in what makes a person a person. Drug tests never were used back when you (the parents) were teens. How did you turn out? Fine. You've smoked weed, we know it. Let your kids experiment at least.

 

I can understand drug testing your child if he or she has had problems with hard drugs like herion or coke that led to them doing some un-okay shit. But if your kid smokes a joint in the woods every friday after school, let him.

 

TeaWithATwist...thank you for making my day

I especially liked the one about cleaning and the one about having a mind of your own

I agree with you Eugene about only testing if there's a serious problem...even if the serious problem is weed though (it can be sometimes)...but at the same time the parent can't ADVOCATE the drug use...they can state that they disprove of it or at least tell them about responsible use...

 

From the frist page on the site:

The prospect that your child could be using drugs is one of the scariest things imaginable. None of us ever wants to believe that it could be "our child".

IT'S CALLED BEING A FUCKING TEENAGER!

 

NOTE: Drug users, and particularly chronic marijuana users, have lost the capacity to perceive many of the listed signs and symptoms in themselves.

AAAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Marijuana: Compulsive eating, bloodshot red eyes that are squinty (they may have trouble keeping them open), dry mouth, excessive and uncontrollable laughter, forgetfulness, short term memory loss, extreme lethargy, delayed motor skills, occasional paranoia, hallucinations, laziness, lack of motivation, stupidity, sickly sweet smell on body, hair, and clothes, and strong mood changes and behaviors when the person is "high".

Yep, she/they really nailed that one let me tell you. I know I get all those symptoms while stoned. Morons, I swear.

 

My parents found out I was addicted to pills a while back. I quit, but I told them if they drug tested me, I would leave. I've always seen them as unethical. That's why I won't submit for one at work, and my boss understands.

 

Cocaine: Impaired thinking, confused, anxious, depressed, short tempered, panic attacks, suspiciousness, dilated pupils, sleeplessness, loss of appetite, decreased sexual drive, restlessness, irritability, very talkative, scratching, hallucinations, paranoia

does cocain really cause hallucinations? man this shit is fucked up

 

haha those three chicks on the front...either they pulled them out of a christian camp or they drink. and probably smoke.

 

HAHAHA coke doesnt give u hallucinations. unless u snort like 35 lines or something.

 

No, but it made me scrub my fingertips against a brick wall once. heh.. laced weed

 

I don't know about you guys, but this really makes me want a blunt.

Marijuana: Compulsive eating, bloodshot red eyes that are squinty (they may have trouble keeping them open), dry mouth, excessive and uncontrollable laughter, forgetfulness, short term memory loss, extreme lethargy, delayed motor skills, occasional paranoia, hallucinations, laziness, lack of motivation, stupidity, sickly sweet smell on body, hair, and clothes, and strong mood changes and behaviors when the person is "high".

 

Coke CAN cause hallucinations, but they are mostly hallucinations caused by paranoia or lack of sleep. Same with meth.

 

Sounds like fun... NOT

 

I was going to send an email to them...but i was so utterly enraged by the concept of the website that I couldn't think straight enough to write a thorough ownage...
any one help?

 

LMAO... i loved the cleaning one, but who the fuck is vaccuming when they're high?

some of the descriptions were pretty accurate though, i run straight to my bathroom and spray axe (i'm not too subtle).

i hate parents like that, not only that they are terrified that their 'child' might form their own views - but also, they don't give a shit about their kid. they just don't want the neighbors to be gossiping about how someone they're associated with does weed.

it sucks though, one of my friends parents bought that thing and he hates them now.