If it was a super-plus tampon, it would suck up half of your drink... You'd have to chew it after, just to get your moneys worth...
I got in a tampon fight once. Shot the tampons from the applicators like cannons. Yeah, I got bored with a bunch of boys who were afraid of them. My brother in law still cringes after 8 years of being with my sister whenever he hears that word.