stupid things you enjoy doing

c'mon, some things you know are patently stupid but do anyways.


I enjoy licking knives if they have somethign tasty on 'em. Like for cutting up chunks of frozen fruit into manageable pieces, then licking it. especially fun if it's serrated, because I'm an idiot with serrated knives

and yes, I also enjoy drinking too much, though I certainly don't enjoy the hangover the next day or throwing up all night

 

I love drinking And other things.

 

fire.....

explosions...

electricity....

candy....

 

simultaneously?

 

posting on this damn forum.

 

only when I've been drinking, smoking, and shooting up......

 

Explaining to my post-modern, rational, working class parents that I'm really an Elf...

 

I enjoy bubblebaths and long walks on the beach and watching dr. phil

 

i enjoy food and smoke

 

spending money gambling..

 

Eating copious amounts of xanax.

 

chewing on lollypop sticks. bo.

 

Her name was Crissy.

 

lol

Dunno........smoking too much prolly...

 

pickin my teeth with knives, cuttin fingernails with razorblades,..... n a myriad of other things i spose...

 

masturbating like a fucking freak

 

is that stupid?

 

when my dick gets chaffed and raw, yes.

 

The internet

 

when i get rrelly stoned, i like to eat to the point where i'm uncomfortable. then i inevitably regret it.