The Things that make you wonder

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

 

I KNOW THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

same as 2, just way quieter....

 

yea no shit sherlock hahahaha hahahahahahaha

 

hehe... okay...That is a tricky one..

 

Oh my God, it's the God dude, hold on, I have a question for you!

 

Wait for it ....wait for it ....wait for it....

 

LOL this is a great thread


*What kind of an asshole came up with the word lisp?

*Or come to think of it, dyslexic?

*Shouldn't phonetically be spelt ... well, phonetically?

*If a man spoke in the forest, and no woman was around to hear, was he still wrong?

*If a giraffee got a sore throat, how many lozenges would he need to feel better?

*What is the point of sugar free decaf cola?

*Who the hell would throw shit at a fan?

*Why does it say 'may cause drowsiness, do not drive or operate heavy machinery' on a children's cough medicine. [Face it, if there was a five year old operating a JCB, potential drowsiness would be the least of your problems.]

*Why do people only tell me I'm intelligent and sensible when I've just done something to totally disprove the assumption.

*Why is it that you can’t buy a TV, car or even a toaster without pages of instructions in intricate detail and five languages, but for stuff like going to war or raising children it’s like ‘well hey, good luck with that’?

*How can people be pro-life but eat meat?

 

how can people be pro choice and tell people it's wrong for them to eat meat?

 

WHOOSH!

 

42!! It's the answer to everything.

 

1. for blind people. They need money too.
2. Most likely dark purple.
3.It's called baby oil becasue it's for babies and people with the name techie.
4. Becasue belts cost money.
5. So they can lock out the terrorists. And also people named techie.