Drink a gallon of water to compensate for the salt content in spam. And over a period of time. You wouldn't want to overwhelm the stomach.
It's funny you should mention that, MoonWater. I have been hugged by so many strange old ladies I don't know that it scares me a little. *old lady magnet* Have a Beatle marathon!
*GASP*! I would NEVER insult Paul. I love him to pieces, which explains his presence in my signature. I don't think he's stupid; he's far from it. The pciture just cracks me up. So: Take back what you said to me about insulting Paul.