ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts

No... I don't. But I do have a lovely bunch of pineapples.

 

No, but I've got some nice tits.

 

mmmmmmm...coconuts

 

i have that which the chosen one seeks... just thought that sounded kinda cool. im a secondhand avocado salesman. boy, have i got a deal for you!

 

whats an avacado?

 

wtf?!?!?!?! i really dont know what the hell an avacado is. and i dont pretend anything, i dont really see the point. lol, really what is an avacado? theres someone with the name avacado salesman, and i always picture shoes instead of avacoados, because i have no idea what they look like.

 

why thank ya