Facts

Thongs allow me to keep touch with my feminine side.


Next poster really doesn't like the Bug_Man but is curiously entertained by him!

 

i like banging my head on hard objects, too.


next has only 8 toes...

 

Actually 9 but a bad-ass plantars wart makes for a convincing substitute for piggy number 10.


Next chump likes habenero tabasco on eggs..........Yum!

 

duh, doesn't everybody





the next person has farted to the point of combustion

 

Luckily, I was in the shower...


Next person is the founding member of the "mile high club".

 

The foot long club too.



The next person want to shave a dog then put all the hair in thier pants and run around outside while singing "who let the dogs out?"

 

Don't knock it until you've tried it.


The next person is an avid milly vanillie imitator.

 

Fuckin' A I am. I've even had my hair done like one of the members.



The next person eats toenails dipped in honey.

 

They're so sweet and crunchy...


next person like to build forts out of the couch cushions and hide in them....

 

next person runs onto major highways flinging wilted lettuce and screaming incoherently

 

Only on Thursdays.


Next person is hooked on phonics.

 

yeah.. i was.. till it kinda lit fire...lol


the next person saves thier nose hairs.

 

yup, bigger than a basket ball.


Next person ate 3 cicadas.

 

pass the air-freshner



next person has a shrine dedicated to tupperware..

 

it's a shine to Tupperware, God of leftovers



Next person sleeps with a teddy bear named Stanley.....

 

maybe not named stanely...

The next person who posts next...

Has double personalities.....and has an addiction to lettuce and chicken....
and is definitely on something....(for posting that is).....

 

i'm high on life,

i love lettuce but not chicken,
who said that? oh that's right, my alter-ego

next person stares directly at the sun all day long...

 

Where are you? I can't see.....




Next'un washes goats for a living.

 

and I make a great deal of money oughta of it too...hehe...


The next person that posts.....

is an exotic gay dancer who sleeps nude with a dog named pancho....